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#69 - tonyspinners
Reply +113
(08/04/2012) [-]
Name: Didney Worl
Code Number: Potato and a half
Date Available : Please for the love of **** get this thing out of here
Type: Monkey frog squirrel
Breed: Not sure, but somewhere down the line of the dogs ancestry, a pirahnna but ****** a turtle squid, and made whatever the **** you're looking at
Color: I don't ******* know, it's the color of when you don't wipe your ass for an entire week, don't be modest, you've done it too.
Mental Status: yes
Gender: Has 7 nipples, we classify that as "illegal immigrant"
Age: We hope to god this ******* sihtbird isn't older than 1, giving it still some time to get straighten that smartass "I didn't do ****" face out.
Weight: It can float on command, so we haven't been able to verify yet
Location: We haven't gotten conclusive evidence form the lab yet, but we believe we have found a VIP pass from hell in its pocket upon arrival.
#272 to #69 - lulzinmyroflcopter
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(08/04/2012) [-]
You made me laugh so ******* hard, I woke up my dad. Thank you tonyspinners that was ******* genius
You made me laugh so ******* hard, I woke up my dad. Thank you tonyspinners that was ******* genius
#294 to #272 - tonyspinners
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(08/04/2012) [-]
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#271 to #69 - anon
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#238 to #69 - Roofio
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(08/04/2012) [-]
Lost it at weight.
#111 to #69 - shitshitshit
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(08/04/2012) [-]
"It can float on command"

oh god im dying
#131 to #111 - tonyspinners
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(08/04/2012) [-]
Just try to hold on! I'lll save you!
#82 to #69 - untamedlazyeye
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#75 to #69 - midboe
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(08/04/2012) [-]
Good job.
Good job.
#74 to #69 - psikid
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(08/04/2012) [-]
You sir, are a brilliant bastard.
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