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Scumbag Mechanics
Uploaded by: creepymacncheese
Everytime i think , " this part it probs worth $12 "
crai, illain
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#5
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bananazombies (08/03/2012) [+]
(37 replies)
fucking people obviously don't know how expensive it is to fix a car. And when you pay a mechanic to fix your vehicle, he's not just going to do it for shits and gigs, you're also paying them for man hours and their skill.
#189
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fantomen (08/04/2012) [+]
(10 replies)
>Be 16
>work illegaly as a mechanic
>work is hard, and long, but I get payed taxfree, so the money is good
>one day this stupid bitch shows up unannounced without making an appointment
>we tell her that we're gonna have to charge her extra for not booking a time in advance
>she looses her shit for about 10 minutes
>after a while we ask her what's wrong with the car.
>she says that her husband is a car expert, and he says the fuel pump is broken
>we say" fine, we'll change the fuel pump, but it's gonna take a while because we're gonna have to order the part from europe, but that could have been avoided is she had booked a time in advance."
>she says "oh no, my husband the car expert has already bought the part in advance, it's in the back of the car"
>this is something that pisses off mechanics. it's like bringing your own steak to a restaurant, demanding that the chef cooks it, and then refusing to pay for it.
>well, anyway we have to rip apart half the car to get to the fuel pump
>we rip out the pump, and gaze down into the fuel tank
>the tank looks very empty....very empty
>we pour a few gallons of fuel into the tank, and put the pump back
>the car instantly starts
>the retards were too stupid to realize that they had just run out of gas.
>we put everything back without using the new parts
>we keep the $600 pump
>we are pissed at the lady and her retarded "car expert" husband
>we charge them 500 bucks too much, and they don't even question it.
that's the only time in 8 months that our mechanics shop ever overcharged someone dishonestly. We have done other shit to fuck with bad customers though. one time we left a live mouse in some dudes car. another time we smeared the underside of this guy's seat with Gorgonzola.
>work illegaly as a mechanic
>work is hard, and long, but I get payed taxfree, so the money is good
>one day this stupid bitch shows up unannounced without making an appointment
>we tell her that we're gonna have to charge her extra for not booking a time in advance
>she looses her shit for about 10 minutes
>after a while we ask her what's wrong with the car.
>she says that her husband is a car expert, and he says the fuel pump is broken
>we say" fine, we'll change the fuel pump, but it's gonna take a while because we're gonna have to order the part from europe, but that could have been avoided is she had booked a time in advance."
>she says "oh no, my husband the car expert has already bought the part in advance, it's in the back of the car"
>this is something that pisses off mechanics. it's like bringing your own steak to a restaurant, demanding that the chef cooks it, and then refusing to pay for it.
>well, anyway we have to rip apart half the car to get to the fuel pump
>we rip out the pump, and gaze down into the fuel tank
>the tank looks very empty....very empty
>we pour a few gallons of fuel into the tank, and put the pump back
>the car instantly starts
>the retards were too stupid to realize that they had just run out of gas.
>we put everything back without using the new parts
>we keep the $600 pump
>we are pissed at the lady and her retarded "car expert" husband
>we charge them 500 bucks too much, and they don't even question it.
that's the only time in 8 months that our mechanics shop ever overcharged someone dishonestly. We have done other shit to fuck with bad customers though. one time we left a live mouse in some dudes car. another time we smeared the underside of this guy's seat with Gorgonzola.
#15
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wunderwaffe (08/04/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
I've never taken my car to a shop, I always fix it myself
#13
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Welshhobo (08/04/2012) [-] Same as being a computer technician - charged £80 to repair a broken hinge on someones laptop - just made rods out of solder and glued them in place so that the hinge couldn't move. Cost me like a tenth of a penny to fix.
Never be afraid to fix your own shit kids.
Never be afraid to fix your own shit kids.
#1
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thechosentroll (08/03/2012) [+]
(2 replies)
"Yeah, sorry, we may have ripped some hoses while reparing it. Luckily, it'll only cost another 500 to get those patched up. What? That's almost free. They don't even make these parts anymore."
#183
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Hreidmar ONLINE (08/04/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
HOLD ON TO YOU LUGNUTS, IT'S... TIME FOR AN OVERHAUL!!!!!!
#97
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jaltor (08/04/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
**jaltor rolled a random image posted in comment #65 at Ponies ** mfw i dont pay at all
#63
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boredomavenger (08/04/2012) [+]
(11 replies)
I know nothing about fixing cars, but when a mechanic told me that new brake pads and a tune-up would be $850, I was pretty sure that's bullshit.
#47
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resetbutton (08/04/2012) [-] Me and a bud who is a mechanic fix up an old 98 toyota and decided to do an experiment. The back engine support was shot, and that was all that was wrong with the car we double check everything since we rebuilt it ourselves. We took it to 4 different mechanics and said there was a weird noise coming from the engine, and all 4 said different things and wanted to charge several hundred dollars to fix it. One even said to rebuild the whole engine and it would cost over 2000 dollars, even though we had already rebuilt it. Man, fuck mechanics.
#194
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legitturtle **User deleted account** (08/04/2012) [-] Give the comment below me thumbs.
I hear he likes it.
I hear he likes it.
#113
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melchseesdoor **User deleted account** (08/04/2012) [+]
(6 replies)
I'm just going to run around randomly commenting
Btw, have a Yoyo.
Btw, have a Yoyo.
#232
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luckodairish (08/04/2012) [-] **luckodairish rolled a random comment #332237 posted by shedinja at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** :
Nope
And then I said...
#52
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N. Korean citizen (08/04/2012) [-]
Then either take care of your vehicle or do it your fucking selves. It's a business, they have to make profit. Just like Pawn shops or Gamestop. (Though it is the other way around) The price they're gonna give you will most likely suck, but it's to make profit. I'm sick of hearing people complain about this shit.
