I know im not the only one

Reply+100

(08/03/2012)[-]

>Be in club
>Way too crowded
>Only serve alcohol (I don't drink)
>Want to leave
>Can't find exit, want to exit through entrance
>Black bouncer guy won't let me and doesn't tell where exit is
>Search for exit pushing people aside for next 10 minutes
>Find exit, next to bouncer
>******* asshole
>About to take step to exit
>Hear sound
>Sound is someone barfing
>No time to move
>Get hit full in the back and legs with barf
>****
>Finally out of club, want to go home
>transportation isn't here yet
>Go to KFC for milkshake
>Everyone staring at me because of dried up stinking barf on clothes
>Because of this I go to sit in the childrens corner
>Transportation arives
>Finally get home
>tell story to parents
>Dad laughes his ass of
>Never went to club again

#28 to #10 - DeadlyHorizons

Reply+40

(08/03/2012)[-]

Milkshakes at kfc?

#57 to #28 - rovor

Reply+12

(08/03/2012)[-]

#177 to #28 - themuffinmanman

Reply+4

(08/04/2012)[-]

I've seen many a KFC that has an A&W built in.

#175 to #28 - captainrattrap

Reply-8

(08/04/2012)[-]

Also, there ain't no chillin's sexshun in no kfc I been at. I'z black so I tell ya I know wut I'z talkin' bout tho.

#235 to #175 - anon id: 6442b867

Reply0

(08/04/2012)[-]

******

#238 to #235 - captainrattrap

Reply+4

(08/04/2012)[-]

******* ****...

#201 to #10 - seventh

Reply+3

(08/04/2012)[-]

#24 to #10 - dachief

Reply0

(08/03/2012)[-]

Sounds about right.

#56 - horsefetus

Reply+64

(08/03/2012)[-]

#180 - FUKit

Reply+53

(08/04/2012)[-]

The only problem with this picture is about 90% of funnyjunk isnt old enough to step a foot inside a club.

#217 to #180 - anon id: 1d50bf04

Reply0

(08/04/2012)[-]

you do realize i´m 16 and i can enter in a club whenever i want

not all fj lives in america with a 21 year old drinking age (mine is 16 obviously)

#293 to #217 - ashybone

Reply+5

(08/04/2012)[-]

His comment wasn't specified towards you.

#4 - taokami

Reply+47

(08/03/2012)[-]

I would rather hang in a bar with good mates and talk about random ****

#14 to #4 - moffe

Reply+16

(08/03/2012)[-]

#203 to #14 - bananarowboat

Reply0

(08/04/2012)[-]

Who are you?

#341 to #203 - taokami

Reply+2

(08/04/2012)[-]

he's Scruffy, Scruffy the janitor.

#251 to #4 - shitshitshit#36 on commentsRank#36

Reply0

(08/04/2012)[-]

same here

#32 to #4 - anon id: 4e13c636

Reply0

(08/03/2012)[-]

ted is that you?

#199 to #32 - TedMosby

Reply+6

(08/04/2012)[-]

I'm right here.

#142 - newmemebringsjoy

Reply+34

(08/04/2012)[-]

Yeah, I hate clubs too.

#145 to #142 - patofeliz

Reply+9

(08/04/2012)[-]

#146 to #142 - hitachu

Reply-5

(08/04/2012)[-]

Im going to hell for laughing at this.

#40 - waffleofdoom

Reply+34

(08/03/2012)[-]

mfw I enter a club

#326 to #40 - eulogy**User deleted account**

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#364 to #326 - waffleofdoom

Reply+1

(08/04/2012)[-]

You're right!!!!

#48 - vncrz

Reply+32

(08/03/2012)[-]

MFW when I go to a club and all I see are drunk and semi-drunk people sweating profusely and taking pictures with their bottles so as to portray some kind of 'coolness'