I know im not the only one

>Be in club
>Way too crowded
>Only serve alcohol (I don't drink)
>Want to leave
>Can't find exit, want to exit through entrance
>Black bouncer guy won't let me and doesn't tell where exit is
>Search for exit pushing people aside for next 10 minutes
>Find exit, next to bouncer
> ******* *******
>About to take step to exit
>Hear sound
>Sound is someone barfing
>No time to move
>Get hit full in the back and legs with barf
> ****
>Finally out of club, want to go home
>transportation isn't here yet
>Go to KFC for milkshake
>Everyone staring at me because of dried up stinking barf on clothes
>Because of this I go to sit in the childrens corner
>Transportation arives
>Finally get home
>tell story to parents
>Dad laughes his ass of
>Never went to club again

The only problem with this picture is about 90% of funnyjunk isnt old enough to step a foot inside a club.

I would rather hang in a bar with good mates and talk about random ****

Yeah, I hate clubs too.

mfw I enter a club

MFW when I go to a club and all I see are drunk and semi-drunk people sweating profusely and taking pictures with their bottles so as to portray some kind of 'coolness'

then you aren't drunk enough

Just about sums it up

I want to go to clubs to dance,

Not to:
Pick up chicks
Get drunk/high
Deal with any ********

I just want to ************* dance.

I would prefer 80´s clubs

** *************** rolled a random image posted in comment #347 at Drink Your Cranberry Juice ** ALL THOSE IN FAVOR OF A PUB? I

I will have courage to have an opinion on this, as I have gotten quite active in nightlife lately.
To me the appeal in those places is that you can feel comfortable enough to be silly and have fun with strangers that are there to do the same thing. It's like you're sharing a laugh, everybody just wants to have a good time and getting a genuine smile from somebody in a crowd and then engaging in some drunken dancing (even as just friends, I've done this as a girl with many girls) really can make your day. Of course there's the horrible slimy grinders after an easy **** (but that's okay too if it's what you've come there to do) but at least you can laugh about it with your friends and have a self-esteem boost, somebody finds you attractive enough to want to dance a few songs. If you don't have a very active sex life, it's nice to go and play a bit there without worries.
I moved to a foreign country and didn't know practically anybody so it's a very easy way to socialize as well, even though I have to say it's not the way to get real friends - but when you don't really have anybody else to make memories with, you can go there and meet strangers, share weird life stories and maybe learn something. And maybe you'll find somebody there with a nice brain. You never know, after all you went there.

TLDR; for all people clubbing isn't just about being "cool" and taking sexy Facebook pictures, some people actually just go there to enjoy loud music and bass, nice drinks and to feel less lonely. But there are always a few douches too but you can make all the fun out of them, they won't hear a thing in that music or see a thing because they're staring at boobies.

how he must have felt

I'm too young to go to the club.

**tonyspinners rolled a random image posted in comment #59 at Damn Harry ** MFw in the club