Probably Lose Some Weight

She could wear this ?

I'm not attracted to black, middle eastern or Indian women...

They give me the impression of something that's unwashed.

put down the kfc

mean while the black chicks are like

the black guys faces.

My girlfriend is 5 foot tall, fairly skinny, very nice ass, weighs about 100 pounds even, auburn hair, green eyes, and there is one fucking skinny little black guy in our class who's like a year younger than us hitting on her all the time. He would always talk shit about me whenever I was around, and I used to just ignore it. but one day I had a bad moment. My dog had been ran over that morning, and whoever did it didn't even stop, I watched it happen. naturally I was very pissed off. well then he goes on his usual rant against me and me, being very angry to begin with, I said "will you ever shut the fuck up and actually do something about it?" and him, thinking he's the big bad man that he is, gets up, walks over to me, and does that thing where he gets up in my face and puts his chest out. he's like 5 foot 8, and I'm 6 foot 3. naturally, I laughed. he got mad, swung at me, hit me in the cheek, i grabbed the back of his head and rammed his face into the desk 3 solid times. I hate that it happened, and I still feel really bad about it, but at least he leaves my gf alone now, and he's actually very nice and polite to everyone in our class now.
inb4 cool story bro

YO DATZ RAYCUSS

WHY WOULDN'T SHE WANT TO CULTURALLY EXCEL HERSELF WITH AN AFRICAN MATE? CHARGE HER WITH A HATE CRIME.

Oh the irony of that advert below it

Wear a DEA jacket

Dress up like a pointy-headed ghost. That'll scare em.

Advertisers you had one job...

Tell them you hate anything fried and that you're allergic to kool-aid.

I prefer tits to ass. How about you tables?

Sexy black guys