Three Surgeons Joke. . entree discussing who makes the be. sti' patients to operate on. surgeon said, "Electricians are the best, everything inside is mint ended." The second surgeon says, "No, I think librarians are, everything inside them is in alphabetical odder" f The third shut them up when F‘ he sang: "-‘ re all wrong, Politicians are the.. assest, operate on. 'Theres no interchangeable If
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Three Surgeons Joke

entree discussing who
makes the be. sti' patients to operate on.
surgeon said, "Electricians are
the best, everything inside is mint
ended."
The second surgeon says, "No, I think
librarians are, everything inside them is
in alphabetical odder"
f The third shut them up when
F‘ he sang: "-‘ re all wrong, Politicians
are the.. assest, operate on. 'Theres no
interchangeable If
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User avatar #19 - deathbypenis **User deleted account** (08/03/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Which raises the question of why you would bother operating on politicians in the first place.
#54 - N. Korean citizen (08/03/2012) [-]
And if you make a mistake, nothing of value will be lost!
#63 - thebunnywhisperer (08/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)
No chefs, because everything in them is edible.
#72 - coaldawg (08/03/2012) [+] (18 replies)
What you shouldn't say when you're a doctor.
#55 - zombiehero (08/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)
My God Jim, He's Right
My God Jim, He's Right
#2 - friedgreenpomatoes (08/02/2012) [-]
Oh, I'll have to remember that one.
#99 - N. Korean citizen (08/04/2012) [-]
Worlds first Politition.
#39 - N. Korean citizen (08/03/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 00**
tl;dr politicians suck.
User avatar #67 - stolkenator (08/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Politics evolved into some terrible lie contest.

I remember this guy was convincing me to vote for obama because he lied less.
#47 - EKcEntRIC (08/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)
laughed so hard i had to go take a dump XD
#64 - terminalinfinity (08/03/2012) [-]
But I thought politicians anatomy required the head to be inserted in the anal cavity?
User avatar #28 - Endofzeeworld ONLINE (08/03/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Remember what old Carlin said. Its a bad society that breeds bad politicians.
User avatar #70 - WhattheNorris (08/03/2012) [-]
There are too many smarts on my internets.
#62 - ManInKilt (08/03/2012) [-]
**ManInKilt rolled a random image posted in comment #176 at Play the band name game **Has anyone ever noticed that people in mid life only talk about living life, and real old people only ever talk about "When im in the dirt..."
#40 - bennyxthexkid ONLINE (08/03/2012) [-]
The way I heard this joke originally, there were four surgeons. The politician's description was still last (obviously it's the punch line), but the third surgeon preferred to operate on construction workers, "because they understand when the job takes a little longer than you said it would and know that there are always a few parts left over when you're finished."
User avatar #36 - Marker (08/03/2012) [-]
Today marks the first time I actually clicked that "share to Facebook" button
#3 - N. Korean citizen (08/02/2012) [-]
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