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#1 - chiengbang (08/02/2012) [+] (8 replies)

>Graduating High School
>Gets graduation present
>It's small, definitely car keys
>It jingles, definitely car keys
>Parents getting a new car, definitely car keys
>Opens the present
>It's a mini sparkling dildo with bells as balls.

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#2 to #1 - finishhimlarry (08/02/2012) [-]

Your profile says you're male?

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#5 to #2 - chiengbang (08/03/2012) [-]

That is how babies are made ;)

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#3 to #2 - N. Korean citizen (08/02/2012) [-]

Lolwut.

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#31 to #1 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/03/2012) [-]

in which you reply.
"Oh shit, mom you mixed my gift with dad's"

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#46 to #1 - stumphyjr (08/03/2012) [-]

Fake and gay, you don't have parents.

....you're batman....

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#151 to #46 - chiengbang (08/04/2012) [-]

<3 ily2 Stumphy

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#148 to #46 - piclemaniscool (08/03/2012) [-]

No, dude, it was tottaly legit.
I know, I was there

I'm the dildo

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#16 - yourmomsfuckbuddy (08/03/2012) [+] (21 replies)

mfw people actually get brand new cars for their b-day at my school

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#18 to #16 - thatkidwiththeface (08/03/2012) [-]

Try living in what the towns around us call a "rich, white town", walking through the student parking lot,there's a lot of new BMW's and Mercedes, some of the students drive nicer cars than the teachers

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#19 to #18 - yourmomsfuckbuddy (08/03/2012) [-]

I go to school in a place like that. A kid got a brand new bmw for easter. He now has 5 cars total.

He's fat and 5 foot 2 for being 17 so im still happy.

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#122 to #19 - N. Korean citizen (08/03/2012) [-]

Unless this kid owns an M5 or an M3 i wouldn't care, and even if he does there are cars much cheaper that are much more fun to drive in

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#69 to #19 - N. Korean citizen (08/03/2012) [-]

i have a similar situation, but rather than just sit there while other people got cars I convinced my parents to get me a ferrari, lol just kidding. I worked for nearly two years and bought myself a car on my birthday. Then my parents gave me registration as a gift, twas a win win situation

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#70 to #69 - N. Korean citizen (08/03/2012) [-]

woops, i meant to reply to the guy you replied to, sorry

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#77 to #18 - admiralen ONLINE (08/03/2012) [-]

lol since when does teachers afford good cars

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#29 to #18 - jetmb (08/03/2012) [-]

Yukon High School; Yukon, Oklahoma. Rich sub-urban kids that drive expensive fucking pick-ups and blast rap.

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#27 to #18 - saboteurvenom (08/03/2012) [-]

story of greenwich high school's life.

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#53 to #16 - KillYourself (08/03/2012) [-]

one of the kids at my school got a fucking delorean

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#91 to #16 - renaissancemanxx (08/03/2012) [-]

their fw

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#76 to #16 - hokiefan (08/03/2012) [-]

my parents bought my first car on the first payday after i got my license, it was a 1989 oldsmobile delta 88 Royale, and they bought it for 800 bucks, but now im driving my '04 Malibu

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#26 to #16 - evilanakie (08/03/2012) [-]

all i wanted as a kid was a n64
but what did my my mother give me
oh wait thats right
NOTHING

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#98 to #26 - N. Korean citizen (08/03/2012) [-]

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#59 - alucardshellhound (08/03/2012) [+] (2 replies)

**alucardshellhound rolled a random image posted in comment #185624 at FJ Pony Thread 14 **

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#61 to #59 - malistaticy ONLINE (08/03/2012) [-]

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#11 - N. Korean citizen (08/03/2012) [-]

>Makes friends believe he got a real car for less than an hour through fb.
>Troll of the month
>month

That's some hardcore expert level trolling right there!

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#24 - sevensixtwo (08/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)

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#41 to #24 - N. Korean citizen (08/03/2012) [-]

Normal bears are accepted in civilized society. In fact many want them to legalize marriage between humans and normal bears. What you have to look out for are flying bears. Those fuckers are dangerous, you don't even see them until they're right on top of you and eating your face.

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#48 - disbitch (08/03/2012) [-]

Well, I've got an old Chevy...

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#72 - symustafa (08/03/2012) [+] (3 replies)

>Mom's birthday
>Dad says there's a surprise in the garage
>Leads her to garage while closing her eyes
>Open her eyes
>New BMW coupe parked next to his Mercedes
>Mom screams and hugs dad
>She asks "Where's the keys?"
>Dad goes "Who said this car is for you?"
>Dad proceeds to unlock car and invites me for a ride.
>Mom is super pissed

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#73 to #72 - symustafa (08/03/2012) [-]

>"Don't worry, I've got something else for you."
>Dad told her to go outside on the porch
>There's a new bicycle, complete with basket, lights and everything
>Mom even more pissed.
>Her worst birthday ever.

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#104 to #73 - oniguru (08/03/2012) [-]

>"Don't worry, I've got something else for you."
>Dad told her to open the door
>Get in the floor
>Everybody walked the dinosaur

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#81 - spacetequila (08/03/2012) [-]

Oh, it's THAT Chevy...

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#100 - tailsx (08/03/2012) [-]

**tailsx rolled a random image posted in comment #7465074 at FJ Pony Thread ** Why have a car when you can ride this.

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#75 - vemmi (08/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)

**vemmi rolled a random image posted in comment #240 at Mmmm...Omelets... ** mfw when i get a chevy

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#110 to #75 - sailorsmooth (08/03/2012) [-]

The relevance of this roll is penetrating my grey matter

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#103 - wrc (08/03/2012) [-]

Got my friend a porsche cayenne for her birthday, pic related

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#128 - harshy (08/03/2012) [-]

now they won't fight over it

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#125 - N. Korean citizen (08/03/2012) [-]

>troll
this is why I hate fj

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#99 - pavichokche (08/03/2012) [-]

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#102 - elterrorcorteu (08/03/2012) [-]

**elterrorcorteu rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Some cosplayers... ** What my parents give me in my birthday

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#86 - totallynotmiggo (08/03/2012) [-]

>troll

Yeah I bet all his friends raged at him afterwards!

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#158 - N. Korean citizen (08/07/2012) [-]

Forget the chevy, that is a HUGE HOUSE!

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#129 - albita (08/03/2012) [-]

His friends face when...

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#127 - AcornShouter (08/03/2012) [+] (6 replies)

**AcornShouter rolls 334** imma need bout tree fiddy

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#157 to #127 - N. Korean citizen (08/06/2012) [-]

**anonymous rolls 682**

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#139 to #127 - ketsianto (08/03/2012) [-]

*roll2* here have some change to help you get there

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#141 to #139 - ketsianto (08/03/2012) [-]

and this is why i dont roll...dont kill me...ive been gone from this site for far rtoo long, sombody help me roll

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#142 to #141 - AcornShouter (08/03/2012) [-]

**AcornShouter rolls 40** put a space between roll and 2

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#144 to #142 - ketsianto (08/03/2012) [-]

**ketsianto rolls 74**

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#146 to #144 - ketsianto (08/03/2012) [-]

wooo. and thasnks for the help, here have a bitch on a pole

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