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IF JESUS WAS NOT REAL
WHY ARE VAMPIRES AFRAID OF CROSSES?
CH ECOMALE.
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#12 - jellotesticle (08/03/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Because, they're allergic to ******** .
#69 - wizardjenkins (08/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #35 - MuahahaOfLore (08/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)
What if the Vampire was Atheist?
#54 - joeygriffiths (08/03/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Because they are allergic to 						********					.
Because they are allergic to ******** .
User avatar #3 - nidhugg (08/02/2012) [+] (17 replies)
Vampires are afraid of the symbols of the religion they belonged to before they became vampires. So Jewish vampires aren't afraid of crosses or the Star and Crescent symbol
#96 - millennial (08/03/2012) [+] (14 replies)
User avatar #22 - anomypingas (08/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Because when people tried to find a way to kill vampires they shoved a cross up their ass.
#15 - onepumpwonder (08/03/2012) [-]
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#94 - fidoragal (08/03/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Because vampires are not real?????
User avatar #95 to #94 - swampert (08/03/2012) [-]
That's the joke
User avatar #26 - kouzan (08/03/2012) [-]
Because they hate religious symbols as much as we do.
User avatar #49 - Theyneverknow (08/03/2012) [-]
Because crosses are real.
Checkmate
#25 - yeorey (08/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Not in the world of Blade.
You gotta stake those *********** with sliver.
#166 - seaburns (08/03/2012) [-]
Because this
User avatar #104 - acidtrunks (08/03/2012) [+] (5 replies)
well, multiple reasons:

1. Neither exists
2. you can kill a vampire with a stake of wood, the cross looks like a mini wood sword
User avatar #107 to #104 - redwolfradolf (08/03/2012) [-]
Actually, weather you believe in God or not, It's a generally accepted fact that a man named Jesus did exist, and was a teacher of faith, and was crucified by the romans
User avatar #33 - srskate (08/03/2012) [-]
Classic funnyjunk

someone posts funny content

a ******* of people start gettin butthurt.
#27 - killerrook ONLINE (08/03/2012) [-]
Vampires aren't real?
User avatar #39 - mcsloth (08/03/2012) [-]
because you're waving the thing in their face, those things can take an eye out!
User avatar #72 - undeadmaus ONLINE (08/03/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Dracula's allergic to ********
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