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Holmes has made a huge mistake
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#26
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pinesolpowers (08/03/2012) [-]
Judge: "Why did you dye your hair?"
Holmes: "Why did you lose all of yours?"
Judge's face when.
Holmes: "Why did you lose all of yours?"
Judge's face when.
#115
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dangercliff ONLINE (08/03/2012) [+]
(8 replies)
conspiracytheoryfag post incoming -
I think JH was programmed to do this. I mean... Think about it. Who the fuck would go to a movie theater with several loaded guns to be more like the Joker? Blasting up crowds wasn't even the Joker's thing and Holmes is supposed to be obsessed with the giggly motherfucker. All of it would make sense if he were brainwashed to do this. He was ultimately freaked out at this entire scenario taking place at his fingertips and he ended up unloading on everybody.
But why? Why would anybody want to create all of this hubbub in a theater? Could've been some rad-lib politician trying to make an example of gun control. The kid only had like fucking 10 firearms on him.
Or maybe it was a distraction. Everybody's talking about this guy. Maybe that was the purpose. idon'tfuckingknow. He's become basically a celebrity, and it would only make sense to use this distraction to the advantage of something or another.
The only real question that remains is: Who put him up to it?
Was it the Riddler? The Penguin? And who is his mysterious accomplice? Are James' threats of more terrible devistation of any FUCKING concern at all? FIND OUT NEXT TIME, ON BATMAN!
tl;dr Holmes was brainwashed, Robin laid an egg, the Batmobile lost a wheel, but the Joker is detained as hell and Batman is smelling delightful.
I think JH was programmed to do this. I mean... Think about it. Who the fuck would go to a movie theater with several loaded guns to be more like the Joker? Blasting up crowds wasn't even the Joker's thing and Holmes is supposed to be obsessed with the giggly motherfucker. All of it would make sense if he were brainwashed to do this. He was ultimately freaked out at this entire scenario taking place at his fingertips and he ended up unloading on everybody.
But why? Why would anybody want to create all of this hubbub in a theater? Could've been some rad-lib politician trying to make an example of gun control. The kid only had like fucking 10 firearms on him.
Or maybe it was a distraction. Everybody's talking about this guy. Maybe that was the purpose. idon'tfuckingknow. He's become basically a celebrity, and it would only make sense to use this distraction to the advantage of something or another.
The only real question that remains is: Who put him up to it?
Was it the Riddler? The Penguin? And who is his mysterious accomplice? Are James' threats of more terrible devistation of any FUCKING concern at all? FIND OUT NEXT TIME, ON BATMAN!
tl;dr Holmes was brainwashed, Robin laid an egg, the Batmobile lost a wheel, but the Joker is detained as hell and Batman is smelling delightful.