Fap time

#44 to #41 - lolfacerage (08/03/2012) [-]

I got bored over Dayz after playing for 4 days. It's nothing special, if you really want to play something like it, download Stalker.

#47 to #44 - Noah (08/03/2012) [-]

Can't run Stalker either bro :P

#36 to #18 - PIPExDAD (08/03/2012) [-]

watching my little pony

#40 to #36 - Noah (08/03/2012) [-]

This was before MLP was popular.

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#43 to #40 - pussyslayer (08/03/2012) [-]

by that logic you can only watch/like something if its popular

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#46 to #43 - Noah (08/03/2012) [-]

Well to be honest, if it wasn't popular, I would have never tried it.

#61 to #18 - harrylewish (08/03/2012) [-]

Bah, why can't anyone just play ArmA 2 as it was intended as any more: a military sim.

Now there's a fuckton of people who think it's call of duty in the realism servers :(

#104 to #61 - desktoppthabest (08/03/2012) [-]

I played arma 2 before dayz, it was just a very big learning curve and now day has helped me alot

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#39 to #12 - sebamorena (08/03/2012) [-]

#105 to #12 - Noah (08/03/2012) [-]

Oh god damn it. I typed "we're" instead of "were".

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#26 - yojo (08/03/2012) [+] (3 replies)

>living room 2 am
>fapping there because I had no laptop
>grandma's room is across a dark hallway
>hear a noise
>look across at her door
>too dark to see, stare to try to find any movement while still fapping
> ignore it
>look back at screen
>hear her door close
>mfw I realized I fapped while unknowingly staring at my grandma while she stared back
>stopped, went to my room, and couldn't sleep
>neither of us ever mentioned it

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#27 to #26 - swimmingprodigy (08/03/2012) [-]

why the fuck didnt you stop???

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#28 to #27 - yojo (08/03/2012) [-]

It was dark and I saw and heard nothing. I was just staring down a dark hallway, where I didn't think anyone was. I felt like shit, it was only last year too and she's still living here

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#42 to #28 - toosexyforyou (08/03/2012) [-]

She knows too much, you're gonna have to kill her.

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#24 - lolzersauce (08/03/2012) [+] (2 replies)

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#29 to #24 - untamedlazyeye (08/03/2012) [-]

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#30 to #29 - lolzersauce (08/03/2012) [-]

Dat MS Paint.

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#48 - srskate (08/03/2012) [+] (2 replies)

Two things

1. im glad my mom isnt that internet smart

2. i wish my mom was more fun like that

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#56 to #48 - krizzah (08/03/2012) [-]

I have no idea why I expected 1. to end with "I'm glad my mom isnt real"

#60 to #56 - ruebezahl (08/03/2012) [-]

Imaginary friends are pretty common, but an imaginary mom?

Now that's an interesting new concept to consider!

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#4 - desucakes (08/02/2012) [+] (5 replies)

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#6 to #4 - epicCUBONE (08/02/2012) [-]

what.. is that.... at the bottom o_o

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#10 to #6 - ICEDgrunge (08/03/2012) [-]

Inter-dimensional time/locational teleportation waist apparatus, duh.

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#7 to #6 - desucakes (08/02/2012) [-]

#38 to #4 - sebamorena (08/03/2012) [-]

His penis has no head ?

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#50 to #38 - danniegurl (08/03/2012) [-]

but it has a face

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#67 - N. Korean citizen (08/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)

That guy sounds like a knob

"Ugh, not in public mom"

He's so hardcore

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#86 to #67 - N. Korean citizen (08/03/2012) [-]

You can tell he's joking.
You know, trying to be funny?

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#66 - finnishfish (08/03/2012) [+] (3 replies)

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#97 to #66 - lezbeyan (08/03/2012) [-]

#74 to #66 - hisnameisjake (08/03/2012) [-]

damn you, I was gunna post that pic

#77 to #74 - bogbean (08/03/2012) [-]

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#37 - iliekcereal (08/03/2012) [-]

why... would you post that to facebook? ._.

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#3 - wertq (08/02/2012) [-]

SHIT I'M LATE!

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#31 - aBlindMoron (08/03/2012) [-]

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#21 - N. Korean citizen (08/03/2012) [-]

**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #18 at Smoking is unhealthy ** fap to this

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#33 - BmanX (08/03/2012) [-]

And this could have been avoided if your mom didn't know what Urban Dictionary was, like most moms.

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#52 - swordman (08/03/2012) [-]

for a mother to understand it and still think it's funny is a pretty cool mom

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#1 - N. Korean citizen (08/02/2012) [+] (3 replies)

I'd whish my mother was that cool about fapping :)

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#15 to #1 - lederhosen (08/03/2012) [-]

Here son, I baked you some cookies for after your fap.

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#51 - dollahbill **User deleted account** (08/03/2012) [-]

**dollahbill rolled a random image posted in comment #295 at I love Cell **I wish my mom was that computer smart. Maybe then she wouldn't have forgotten to log me off of Facebook.

Last time I forgot to log off she messaged a bunch of people. Couple being real - life friends. Stating shit like "you have a pretty smile" & " you have cute eyes"

MFW everyone on Facebook thinks I'm gay.

#22 - reptaur (08/03/2012) [+] (2 replies)

**reptaur rolled a random image posted in comment #7622478 at FJ Pony Thread ** mfw last comment

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#23 to #22 - reptaur (08/03/2012) [-]

i turn into blue.

#25 to #23 - danytheop (08/03/2012) [-]

Blue men group?

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#79 - colleenrox (08/03/2012) [-]

**colleenrox rolled a random image posted in comment #371 at Enough said ** this is what i fap to

#76 - beudslifer (08/03/2012) [-]

**beudslifer rolled a random image posted in comment #104308 at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** What I fap to.