All that great new content on Facebook

Recently, I see a lot of content in the newest uploads with a
description like "Found it on Facebook. Not sure if repost."
Let me tell you something about content on Facebook:
If you have found some content on Facebook, then you can
be sure that:
It has been on El at least twice
Yes, everyone on has seen it
Has it been on Reddit? You need to ask?
By the time content makes it to Facebook, it is so old that:
It likely contains words like "Ye olde",
Unless it was written in latin. ancient greek or
hieroglyphics on parchment or papyrus
The first time your dad saw that
content he laughed so hard that
the pacifier fell out of his mouth
Yes, this is actually a picture of your clad from that
very day. Dent ask me how I got it.
It was painted with earth colors "; . :" "h
In fact, it is probably so fucking
old that your grandmother has
seen it. And your grandmother has
been blind since WWY and has
never used a computer.
That is your grandmother. Deal with it.
TL; DR: Facebook is not a source of new content.
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