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User avatar #448 - neoexdeath (08/03/2012) [-]
...What happens if you're a Gay ****** ? I mean, you can't go anywhere near the South. And the North is full of WASPs. I guess England's kinda okay, they had that one black dude in a top hat and everything during the Opening Ceremonies. That seems like a damn fine place for a black guy to make a living.
#455 to #448 - nephritho (08/03/2012) [-]
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What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire WASP armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the GLOBE and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the WASP ARMY and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#460 to #455 - fuckyouaswell (08/03/2012) [-]
That's so legit bro.
#462 to #460 - nephritho (08/03/2012) [-]
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copypasta of an internet tough guy just sayian
User avatar #457 to #455 - neoexdeath (08/03/2012) [-]
Dude, chill. I meant White Anglo Saxon Protestant. Ya'll are legit.
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