This guy

*then...
Please don't kill me.

I'm waiting. . .

Then again, there's not much use for them anymore...

Bitch please

I laughed way too hard at this

that's the way i read it

The way I read it is that he's trying to get all the bigots to realize how stupid they sound. Hence the reason he said "how ignorant you all sound."

Well both "black" and "black people" should be replaced with gays, but hey I guess you need to be specific on the instructions for people to get the point

For this comment xD

Because then the video "What what in the butt" would be an anthem instead of an internet video.

Still homophobic in nature. It's just more passive-aggressive in nature, which makes me less prone to want to bash the speaker's skull in for their idiocy the way I do blatant homophobes, but it's still wrong.

So you're saying either way they still get fucked in the ass.

yes.

I forget the term, something ex nihilo? Where you extend the opponent's argument to an idiotic scale beyond the context... like... "I think taxation should be reduced to increase corporate growth and create more jobs" is turned into "TAXES ARE FOR COMMUNISTS"

Something like that... I need to brush up on debate lingo... Though I have to ask, are you against civil union or holy union or just using the word marriage to describe civil union?

Ex nihilo ---> "out of nothing" ||| Creationists believe that all matter of the universe was created by God, ex nihilo.

The phrase you are thinking of is closer to "ad infinum" I think.

dang, I was just grasping at straws xD

I'm using it as in civil union between two parties. It seems today that so many people turn a simple answer to a question about beliefs stemming from religion (the Chick-fil-a CEO) and turning it into a nationwide scandal, especially when there are a lot of people who would give the same answer. I personally don't believe in gay marriage, but I'm not gonna run around crashing their wedding if it's legal. I also think everyone has the right to be happy about who they are.

I say, civil union, A-OK, holy union... a little less OK...

I mean a civil union has nothing to do with God, it's just about having "spouse" on your identification and being able to be considered next of kin at important junctures.

It's a little dicier when people try to validate a homosexual holy union since that really is kinda spitting in the face of religion...

Chik-fil-a CEO has every right to be a homophobe and the people of that city have every right not to eat at his store. The Mayor of Boston had no place condemning the CEO for having a personal view that was not in line with the general population. This is America, the land of the free. Everyone has a right to freedom of speech and expression and so long as that CEO was not infringing on the rights of the homosexual community the local government had no right to get involved in his personal affairs.

Exactly! Nobody is forcing the gay people to go eat there, and nobody is saying gay people can't go there and enjoy a sandwich. Just because he has a personal, religious view doesn't make him any sort of evil guy hell bent on destroying homosexuality.

Not saying I'm one of those "OMG CHICKFILA SHOULD DIE" people but i want to point out that they aren't just saying they dislike gay people. The CEO takes a good bit of the profit the company makes and uses it to fund anti gay things. So by buying a sandwich there you are indirectly funding homophobia

K. So don't buy a sandwich there.

I quite enjoy cheap delicious sandwiches so I'm not stopping eating there anytime soon, i was just pointing out that you were mildly incorrect

don't complain if you're still gonna indirectly fund him xD Otherwise that makes you kinda a hypocrite... He can do with his money what he wants, and you can do the same...

I wasn't complaining, just stating a fact. Its whatevs though. I don't care enough either way to have an opinion on the matter

Having opinions in real life is just as dangerous as having them on funnyjunk... go figure...

taxation say what?
But at least this isn't another name-list for no reason.

I'm finding all the people with the best usernames tonight!

Hey thumbs, chuckbob! Meet Taxi over here :D

hey :) Hi taxation... it is taking me a long time to get through all these notifications

Hello Sethorein o.o Hi taxation, neat to meet you

Oh hi! Nice to meet you too!

I'd not be surprised if they're users too.
And it might just be something about economic theories that brings out all the best funnyjunk has to offer. In which case, how the hell did I end up in this mix?

I have no idea o.O

But yeah, those two are users, we've been calling on each other for the past day for the shits 'n giggles... I think we're the only users who actually found a way to enjoy the new notifications...

Well that's a good thing for you, because out of about 50 notifications, you're the only one that's not a name list. Damn those things, at least you have something good coming from this name-in-a-post shit.

there should just be a filter. You choose which users you want to be able to notify you... derp....

Or just choose not to have the notifications in my case. I hardly talk with anyone on here, just lurking so when out of nowhere OH YOUR NAME'S ON SOME DOUCHE WHO DELETED HIS ACCOUNT'S LIST, it gets to be a bit annoying. However, a good bit with a civilised person like yourself, I don't mind every once in a while. Thanks for this!

Did you call me..

yes :|

I feel special :D

and it wasn't one of those lists of 500 names neither :D

Woohoo! but i've also had my name called like 100 times today. corporate is actually a pretty popular word.

I feel like on funnyjunk corparate (misspelled so you don't get a double notif) is rarely used in pleasant conversation xD

A;ways about something that has to do with some special shit most of the time noone actually gives a shit about.. no offense..

none taken xD

here i made this for you on your other comment

:D

That picture actually might come in handy :D

maybe something ad nauseum...

that depends on if they had access to a turkey baster or not....

Made Adam and Eve assholes.
Oh damn.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire WASP armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the GLOBE and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the WASP ARMY and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Dude, chill. I meant White Anglo Saxon Protestant. Ya'll are legit.

That's so legit bro.

copypasta of an internet tough guy just sayian