Critical hit

Who document it as happening prior to events that transpired due to the action of the sentient beings who are so diligently documenting the goings-on of prehistory!

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#12 to #11 - scoopdeedoo (08/02/2012) [-]

SCIENCE

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#148 - nocta (08/02/2012) [-]

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#106 - sixfootfive (08/02/2012) [+] (2 replies)

That's a football picture.

David is wearing a Hull City shirt and Goliath is in a Manchester United shirt.

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#112 to #106 - Omegashenron (08/02/2012) [-]

Haha I'm not the only one who noticed!

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#86 - worldofwarcraftdog (08/02/2012) [+] (3 replies)

MO-MO-MO-MONSTER KILL!!

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#88 to #86 - fargone ONLINE (08/02/2012) [-]

GOD DAMMIT WHAT MOVIE IS THAT FROM

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#91 to #88 - worldofwarcraftdog (08/02/2012) [-]

FUCK IF I KNOW......I THINK I SAW SOME ONE SAY LIKE "POSTAL" OR SOMETHING?

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#93 to #91 - fargone ONLINE (08/02/2012) [-]

THANK YOU

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#23 - zarcos (08/02/2012) [-]

History's

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#2 - finalkai (08/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)

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#183 - Thracias (08/02/2012) [+] (7 replies)

After the fight, David was like WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT to the army. As the army just saw their strongest warrior defeated with a single shot in the sunset, they quickly retreated. After the army retreated a safe distance away, they encountered a crawlingninjabear wearing a neutralgray bandana. They instantly knew that these breeds of bears, related to the brony species, arerare. The majority of the army was perplex ed as their commander LittleJohson was paralyzed with fear. Fearing for their lives, the army scattered in all directions.

After a few days, their supreme commander, warlockrichard heard news of this shameful defeat and summoned thedarkestrogue to assassinate the cowards who had fled for their lives.

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#185 to #183 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT (08/02/2012) [-]

I'm growing ever so popular these days...

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#210 to #185 - thedarkestrogue (12/01/2012) [-]

At least you're aware that they're using your name. I don't get notifications so it surprises me when there actually things in the "what people say about me" section.

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#196 to #183 - neutralgray (08/02/2012) [-]

That bandanna sure sounds nice.

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#190 to #183 - warlockrichard (08/02/2012) [-]

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#184 to #183 - Sunset **User deleted account** (08/02/2012) [-]

WHAT DO YOU WANT

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#186 to #184 - Thracias (08/02/2012) [-]

Absolutely nothing. I'm just entertaining myself by casually slipping people's names into the stories I create. Expect yours to come up a few more times since you have an easy one.

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#205 to #186 - LittleJohson (08/03/2012) [-]

i love it! made my day :)

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#101 - dubator (08/02/2012) [-]

More like first headshot.

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#83 - saxophan (08/02/2012) [-]

MFW "histories"

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#54 - LittleJohson (08/02/2012) [+] (5 replies)

headshot, not crit :(

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#56 to #54 - thedarkestrogue (08/02/2012) [-]

headshots are crits.

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#79 to #56 - angelojuusan (08/02/2012) [-]

Headshots are indeed crits, LittleJohson, haven't you ever played Borderlands?

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#80 to #79 - thedarkestrogue (08/02/2012) [-]

not just borderlands. Any game where a headshot gets a kill is set up in the programming as a crit. CoD, Battlefield, etc. They have headshot crits too.

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#81 to #80 - angelojuusan (08/02/2012) [-]

I mention borderlands because it's the most obvious-every time I nail some bandit in the head with my sniper rifle that does a base 200 damage plus fire, it flashes a giant "CRITICAL!" in red letters above the guy.

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#84 to #81 - thedarkestrogue (08/02/2012) [-]

yes. The show the player the crit. Ive seen battlefield mods and CoD mods taht do taht. its kinda funny to see the damage done to other players.

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#197 - TARDIS (08/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)

Oh realy?

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#187 - cerealisticbeing **User deleted account** (08/02/2012) [-]

**cerealisticbeing rolled a random image posted in comment #53 at Diabetes is strong with this one. **

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#128 - GhandisPimpCane (08/02/2012) [+] (12 replies)

learned this in my neuroscience course. Goliath probably had a enlarged pituitary gland making him huge. however due to the size of the pituitary gland it blocked him optic chiasm ( the area where the left and right peripheral vision cross to the other side of the brain.) Because this blocked the optic chiasm he had to peripheral vision and since David was fast and nimble he fucked Goliath's shit up.

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#134 to #128 - rottengrits **User deleted account** (08/02/2012) [-]

Or it just never happened to begin with

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#136 to #134 - GhandisPimpCane (08/02/2012) [-]

Possibly but it is explaining something in the bible with SCIENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#172 to #136 - rieskimo (08/02/2012) [-]

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#160 to #136 - rossdabigboss (08/02/2012) [-]

explain a virgin having a baby who has magical powers! muahahaha wheres your science now???

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#207 to #160 - GhandisPimpCane (08/03/2012) [-]

She might have sat on someones lap who had ejaculated without her knowing. There have been cases where clothe to clothe contact can fertilize a women.

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#177 to #128 - N. Korean citizen (08/02/2012) [-]

a sling is a really powerful weapon though, a good shot to the forehead could definitely kill a person. The projectiles they send are fast too, goliath didnt need a pituitary problem to get hit, and david didnt need to get into his periphery to get a hit. also when someone is out of your peripheral vision you just turn your head. Your theory is unfounded, this story is scientifically possible without some sort of disorder. that is, if it ever happened to begin with

tl;dr bullshit, goliath didnt need pituitary problems to get killed by a sling

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#138 to #128 - porridgesque (08/02/2012) [-]

Learned something new today! Thanks, man!

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#193 - ukuleleofvengeance (08/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)

why's goliath in a man utd kit?

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#194 to #193 - deftonesjunkie (08/02/2012) [-]

problly the era of armor they had, pants weren't in season until the next few years

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#117 - N. Korean citizen (08/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)

Is Goliath wearing a Manchester United shirt?

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#139 to #117 - SeymoreButs (08/02/2012) [-]

Got a problem with that, Wanker?

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#78 - nintendolover (08/02/2012) [-]

Must've been using a killer weapon.

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