Don't do Drugs

#53 - anonymous (03/18/2009) [-]

its gud its been reposted coz the BRAIN IS SMALL is poop -_- but the BUT HOLE BIG for shoplifting is funnyer

#52 - anonymous (03/03/2009) [-]

( . Y .) heehee...

#51 - HunterAlpha1 (01/01/2009) [-]

lol the part about anal sex, or the part about pressing control+w for a nice treat?

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#50 - Stoned1471 (12/30/2008) [-]

Good Explanation, I didn't get it at first but I quickly figured it out afterwards :d \/.\/

#49 - HunterAlpha1 (12/27/2008) [-]

if you dont understand that, then you are too young to be looking at this website. if so, press control+w for a nice treat

#48 - HunterAlpha1 (12/27/2008) [-]

(continued 3) but the average man's penis is larger than the average man's anus, so when they have anal sex, the receiver' anus is streched beyond it's natural size, which is very painful.

#47 - HunterAlpha1 (12/27/2008) [-]

(continued 2) but since men dont have vagina's, and they dont want to risk their penis being bitten off, the only place to put it is in the anus (butt hole)

#46 - HunterAlpha1 (12/27/2008) [-]

(Continued) in jail, there are no women (they are kept in separate prisons away from the men). however, men in prison still need sex, and since there are no women, the only people to have sex with are other men.

#45 - HunterAlpha1 (12/27/2008) [-]

ok, for those of you who STILL don't get it let me summarize: shoplifting is a crime, so when you shoplift, the police arrest you, and you go to jail.

#44 - anonymous (12/24/2008) [-]

to below it is when u get butt rap'd by men in prison

#40 - anonymous (07/20/2008) [-]

lol but i dont get why you think it is nasty it means when you shoplift they have too check if you got any thing else that ur hiding so they check inside your but and it hurts

#43 to #40 - anonymous (12/20/2008) [-]

and you would know?

#39 - anonymous (11/09/2007) [-]

who wants to do a 3-some or so with me? I have a tight butt hole,nice vaginia and wont tell *Rips off clothes*

#42 to #39 - FatJoe214 (12/02/2008) [-]

giggty *faints*

#41 to #39 - anonymous (11/16/2008) [-]

sounds like fun

#38 - anonymous (10/09/2007) [-]

all u guys need to get a job and actualy go out there and get some real pussy... fucken 36 year old vergins

#37 - anonymous (09/12/2007) [-]

ugh, you are all imature, get a life, the daved joke is not funny, but for those who do it, they arn't joking

#36 - anonymous (08/30/2007) [-]

i doo ol uv thoz tingssss anq i om snagt anq hov u normul siz ass

#35 - anonymous (08/20/2007) [-]

dont forget the ky lol

#34 - anonymous (08/20/2007) [-]

this is so funny but it is true ur ass is that big in prison

#33 - anonymous (08/19/2007) [-]

oooooooo dang