Seat belt

#143 to #5 - futurestas (08/02/2012) [-]

Maybe he lives in New Hampshire?

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#141 to #5 - bdevils (08/02/2012) [-]

I will say that there are cases where the seatbelt can kill in an auto accident. It may not be as common but it does happen. Also, I just don't find it fair that the government should decide on whether or not I should have to wear a seatbelt especially when here in Illinois you are not required to wear a helmet when riding a motorcycle.

#187 to #141 - bdevils (08/03/2012) [-]

well it's a legitimate argument I think...

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#58 to #56 - suponion (08/02/2012) [-]

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#90 to #58 - N. Korean citizen (08/02/2012) [-]

You are one piece of shit. I realise what the risks are and I can choose not to wear it. "But hey if you don't wear it, we will fine you." Fuck this shit and fuck you. It's my life, I choose what to do with it. Not wearing a seatbelt doesn't affect others or their safety so what's the fucking problem here. Also as the other anon mentioned, there's high probability of breaking your neck which is one of the worst injuries. Airbags save lives, not seatbelts. Now go fuck yourself.

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#106 to #90 - kvamsdal (08/02/2012) [-]

You actually can danger others by not wearing a seatbelt
If during a crash you smack your head with someone else in the car, you definately made him a retard, and probably yourself too.
Lol jk, you already are.

#99 to #90 - itsmypenis **User deleted account** (08/02/2012) [-]

you seem...upset.

#118 to #99 - wolffangz **User deleted account** (08/02/2012) [-]

That little boy is a fucking dick

#158 to #90 - boxinabox ONLINE (08/02/2012) [-]

it's a seat belt, not a fucking straightjacket. get over it.

#150 to #90 - nazkillah (08/02/2012) [-]

What are you, 12?

#96 to #90 - xxxpunosxxx (08/02/2012) [-]

have you got sand in your vagina?

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#98 to #56 - boxinabox ONLINE (08/02/2012) [-]

#156 to #98 - beeradthelaw (08/02/2012) [-]

My gift to you, bro.

#162 to #156 - waaw (08/02/2012) [-]

Where the hell does that bird go?

#184 to #162 - boxinabox ONLINE (08/02/2012) [-]

the gif ends as it flies behind his head

#79 to #56 - N. Korean citizen (08/02/2012) [-]

i guess you are just an other idiot kid... airbags (yea the one should save your life) will kill you if you don't wear a seatbelt. it will probably break your neck.

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#80 to #79 - pepemex ONLINE (08/02/2012) [-]

Joke's on you, my car doesn't have air bags

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#127 to #80 - vys (08/02/2012) [-]

Ok, say you and your friend are driving. You have a seatbelt on and he doesn't. You crash into a concrete wall. Who flies out of the windshield and smashes his face into the wall.

Yeah, fuck the government. Worrying about safety. Yeah.

Dumbass.

#172 to #127 - N. Korean citizen (08/02/2012) [-]

It's because of retards like you. Who the fuck would go crash like that. You are just giving a retarded example because you are retard. I say remove all caution signs and stuff and let natural selection do it's job. There are 2 pluses that will come out of that. First fucktards like you will die, second the world will become a smarter place.

#174 to #172 - McBalls (08/02/2012) [-]

Because people who crash into cement walls did it on purpose, right?

#120 to #56 - N. Korean citizen (08/02/2012) [-]

remember that arab video on youtube? They were losing their legs and then flew out of the car. So much for propaganda

#142 to #56 - captaincabinet **User deleted account** (08/02/2012) [-]

"Government propaganda"
Yeah, those sick fucks want to increase the chances of us surviving a car accident, the bastards!

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#145 to #56 - futurestas (08/02/2012) [-]

Move to New Hampshire. Seat belts only until you're 18.
And no sales tax.

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#8 - notevenmad (08/02/2012) [-]

Do they have shirts with bulletproof vests on them now too?

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#78 - sirhyden (08/02/2012) [+] (16 replies)

That'll look smashing as you fly through the windscreen.

#177 to #78 - orangebedroom (08/02/2012) [-]

I love how pussy everyone is with the red thumbs. Sorry you guys believe everything they tell you. Go on and live exactly how youre supposed to, be happy and die. Goodness forbid you perceive things in a way frees you from the mold your government has cast you in.

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#182 to #177 - sirhyden (08/02/2012) [-]

Good Fuck I've opened a Can of worms. Excellent.....

#186 to #182 - orangebedroom (08/03/2012) [-]

eh, Im just a real asshole about thinking for yourself. Seeing public opinion change according to public service announcements just makes me sad lol.

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#81 to #78 - pepemex ONLINE (08/02/2012) [-]

Oh yeah, all those flying people on the streets... please don't believe the lies your government feeds you, that's very, very rare....

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#94 to #81 - N. Korean citizen (08/02/2012) [-]

probably because everyone wears seat belts...

#126 to #81 - thechairman (08/02/2012) [-]

Yes, because seat belts are obviously a government conspiracy.

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#89 to #81 - orangebedroom (08/02/2012) [-]

thank god for the few who aren't totally indoctrinated.

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#72 - ortonja (08/02/2012) [+] (12 replies)

Doesn't want to exert a little extra effort to put on a seatbelt.

Goes out of his way to buy a seatbelt-shirt.

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#76 to #72 - zzjames (08/02/2012) [-]

And the extra chance to kill himself.

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#84 to #72 - pepemex ONLINE (08/02/2012) [-]

It's not about the effort, it's about freedom.

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#91 to #84 - N. Korean citizen (08/02/2012) [-]

And then have you bitch about how the goverment doesn't cover you health care after you decide to harm yourself and others in a serious accident...

Besides, why wouldn't you wear one. Its not a pain in the ass to put on, and it doesn't even infringe on any of your basic rights (you are using a completely public, non-rights service. Hell, i bet if corporations owned roadways they would make you wear one.)

#180 to #91 - pepemex ONLINE (08/02/2012) [-]

I've never advocated government healthcare, I'm not a communist.

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#103 to #91 - mericaisgreat (08/02/2012) [-]

so not wearing a seatbelt is deciding to harm other people in accidents?

#108 to #103 - N. Korean citizen (08/02/2012) [-]

No, its risking your own safety when other people can be harmed by your actions, like not keeping you gun on safety (if it has it) when you are at whatever until you are ready to fire.

Its a bad idea, and you could end up killing someone because of it.

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#111 to #108 - mericaisgreat (08/02/2012) [-]

thats fucking retarded. not wearing a seatbelt doesnt affect how i drive. and me wearing a seatbelt isnt going to protect someone else if we get into an accident.

#129 to #111 - vys (08/02/2012) [-]

If it doesn't affect how you drive, why won't you just fucking put it on. If you slam through the windshield and fly into incoming traffic, yeah it will fuck up their day as well believe it or not. Not everyone wants to see a dead body and this coming from a guy who JUST came back from a funeral of a person who died in a car accident where he didn't have his seatbelt on.

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#144 to #129 - mericaisgreat (08/02/2012) [-]

because ive also seen people die bc they couldnt get out of the car because the seatbelt jammed. its everyones personal choice, just like smoking.

#112 to #111 - protect (08/02/2012) [-]

Hum...If your logic made sense, everyone would applie it, and have many more chances do die during accidents. But anon's last comment was kinda stupid, so you're right this time.

#113 to #112 - protect (08/02/2012) [-]

apply* sorry.

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#152 - drewpy (08/02/2012) [+] (9 replies)

Oh yeah, seatbelts suck and are so hard to put on.
Let's make a fucking shirt with one on it, so people can die in style!
Seriously, most people have put on a seatbelt so many times it just becomes a habit, like turning the key of a car.

#154 to #152 - joshlol (08/02/2012) [-]

Yep, and if you value your life so little as to not wear one you may as well just kill yourself anyway.

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#157 to #154 - drewpy (08/02/2012) [-]

Agreed. It's not a hard thing to do, and it certainly doesn't make you look "cool". It makes you look like a complete dumbfuck.

#160 to #152 - itsOJnigguh (08/02/2012) [-]

well there has been cases where seat belt buckles melt because there's a fire in the car and the person dies. Or if they go over a bridge or something and that person can't get out of their car. Seat belts save lives, I agree but sometimes they can kill you. I always wear mine btw.

#165 to #160 - autoxx (08/02/2012) [-]

If you live in "moose country" you learn to take your seatbelt off in certain areas. Moose are tall enough they will even come through the windshield of a large pickup and they will kick you to death if you can't get out.

#163 to #160 - drewpy (08/02/2012) [-]

Okay, sure there are some times when it does, but I'm pretty sure they save more lives than they cost.

#164 to #163 - itsOJnigguh (08/02/2012) [-]

True that. My friend tells me that there's no way you can fly out of your car if you're on the driver's side. I'm not sure if that's true or not.

#166 to #164 - drewpy (08/02/2012) [-]

Seat belt or no seat belt?
If you're wearing one, no, you can't fly out. If you aren't, hell yeah, you can. My neighbors son died that way. He flew out of the windshield and slid down the highway 20 feet.

#168 to #166 - itsOJnigguh (08/02/2012) [-]

I thought so too. He said something about your legs getting caught on the steering wheel or something like that.

#170 to #168 - drewpy (08/02/2012) [-]

Yeah maybe if you have enough concentration and time to figure out a way to make your feet catch the steering wheel, but it's not gonna happen if you don't try.

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#45 - noschool ONLINE (08/02/2012) [-]

but seat belts are our trusted friends

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#22 - Aerosmither (08/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)

If I forget to put my seat belt on, I feel like I'm going to get tossed around with every corner that I take, feels so unnatural.

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#25 to #22 - cancerousiguana (08/02/2012) [-]

same here... I never used to wear my seatbelt until I started driving... now I can't even move my car from the driveway to the street without buckling up.

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#101 - tehkopf (08/02/2012) [-]

I don't fucking understand why you wouldn't wear a seatbelt

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#139 - creamNscream (08/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)

Why would you fake wearing a seatbelt? Do you really have a deathwish?

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#151 to #139 - bluelight (08/02/2012) [-]

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#102 - tehfrogg (08/02/2012) [+] (6 replies)

Works great until you sit in the passenger seat

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#135 to #130 - rotosushi (08/02/2012) [-]

the seat-belt goes the other way in the passenger seat

#136 to #135 - mrmuffins (08/02/2012) [-]

Ah, thats my stupidity there, thanks for clearing it up

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#140 to #136 - rotosushi (08/02/2012) [-]

tell that to the two other guys who told you the same thing

#131 to #130 - N. Korean citizen (08/02/2012) [-]

the seat belt strap on the passenger side goes from your right shoulder to your bottom left...

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#67 - N. Korean citizen (08/02/2012) [-]

Then he crashes and dies. HFW.

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#15 - Sammiches (08/02/2012) [-]

Hahaha! jokes on the cops! I want to die if I get in an accident!

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#9 - thanksgivingturkey (08/02/2012) [-]

There really isn't a point in NOT wearing one...

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#119 - grimmwaters ONLINE (08/02/2012) [-]

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#4 - pineapplepeople (08/01/2012) [-]

Or you could just buckle the fuck up.

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#148 - veiledtruth (08/02/2012) [-]

Yay now you can die with style!

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#110 - nacholemon (08/02/2012) [-]

Or you could just like, actually wear a fucking seatbelt. All they do is save your life.

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#159 - ZakisBak ONLINE (08/02/2012) [-]

Just like texting, I have no sympathy for you if you get in a crash because you were texting, all those AT&T commercials make me laugh because of how stupid they all were

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#147 - ihavenoimagination (08/02/2012) [+] (2 replies)

Having been involved in 3 car accidents, I can say that the t-shirt in question is about the 7th most stupid invention in the world...

#179 to #147 - N. Korean citizen (08/02/2012) [-]

God you must be a shitty driver... or a woman, which is basically the same thing