Jehovah's witnesses. Can i have immortality instead of a psp, jesus?. Jehovah' s witnesses don' t celebrate Halloween. . . I guess they don' t appreciate randam
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Can i have immortality instead of a psp, jesus?

Jehovah' s witnesses don' t celebrate Halloween. . .
I guess they don' t appreciate randam people coming up to their doors.
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#15 - mushkaa (08/02/2012) [+] (3 replies)
#37 - tempman ONLINE (08/02/2012) [-]
#34 - elizabethsiber (08/02/2012) [+] (30 replies)
mfw Jehovah's witnesses come to my door and I'm transgendered, bisexual, and polytheistic
#60 - tehlulzbringer (08/02/2012) [-]
Could you spare a minute for Jesus Christ?
#27 - carey (08/02/2012) [+] (2 replies)
description :D
description :D
#47 - controlled (08/02/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Their is a cure for Jehovah's witnesses.
Their is a cure for Jehovah's witnesses.
#70 - creepymacncheese (08/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Witness - " Excuse me sir do you have about 45mins to talk about the almighty lord jesus christ ? "
Me - " Ummm...err..sorry but no im busy right now thanks "
Witness - " You can always make room for the lawrd "
Me - " yeah, cool, i got to go "
witness steps in my house
Witness - " let me just show you these books on how to make yourself a better person"
** idea strikes in my head **
Me - "UUUGGGRRRRHHH ! SATTTAAANN HAS SENT ME TO FEED ON THE SOULS OF THE LIVING UGGGGGHHHH "
Witness - " Oh deer ! , "
** witness runs out of my house into his car and slams it **

I am going to helll,
#67 - demideus (08/02/2012) [-]
Few monthes ago jehovahs witnesses been coming to my neighborhood alot more often. once a week or so. one day i just got out of the shower when i heard my doorbell rang. i looked out the window and saw them. instead of putting on clothes i just walked out without my towel and answered the door. they looked at me for 3 seconds and just walked away. they havent came to my house since
#82 - keiwaicat (08/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>be some years ago
>my grandpa is a part native american biker dude
>tattoos, long hair, nasty and grumpy attitude
>he gets home from hunting trip still decked out in boots and fur
>Jehovah's witnesses come up and knock on the door
>grandpa can see them through the window so he picks up his hunting rifle
>opens door yelling: "What the hell do you want?!!"
>their faces when
#59 - grimmwaters ONLINE (08/02/2012) [-]
>Jehovah's witness, when Halloween
>Jehovah's witness, when Halloween
#3 - diespitris (08/02/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I know of two Jehova's Witnesses 'churches,' around where I live. They don't have any 						*******					 windows on them. I guess they don't like windows on their places of worship.

I know of two Jehova's Witnesses 'churches,' around where I live. They don't have any ******* windows on them. I guess they don't like windows on their places of worship.
#42 - inuzukaa (08/02/2012) [-]
I live outside my city, almost in a countryside neighborhood you can say, in almost 5 or 6 block of nothing, only grass, there is 2 houses only and the Jehovah's witnesses still comes to my door every sundays

I dont get it :/
#71 - shamefulhumor (08/02/2012) [-]
Meanwhile, in florida.
User avatar #76 - lordmoldywart (08/02/2012) [-]
I don't know what all the hate with JWs is about, they're nice people, all you have to do is say no thanks and they leave. They're never hostile or aggressive, they're some of the nicest people you'll ever meet

If you even encounter a hostile or aggressive JW just report him to the local congregation/kingdom hall w/e
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User avatar #49 to #43 - sunnyday (08/02/2012) [-]
SO FAHNNY JOKE
#12 - CIS White Male (08/02/2012) [+] (4 replies)
actly no the reason WE DONT CELEBRATE HALLOWEEN is because it a pegan holiday n if you knew anything about them befor you just say random **** and get to know one befor talking befor they are done you would understand have a great day bye
#8 - iamphoenix (08/02/2012) [+] (4 replies)
There was a woman who was continually harassed at her home by Jehovah's witnesses (twice a month for years, if I remember correctly) to the point that she would go to their church and pass out pamphlets from her own faith until they asked her to stop and no longer came to her house.
User avatar #19 to #14 - jokeface (08/02/2012) [-]
**** that, booby-trap the place.

>Turn on the sprinklers
>Have your dog **** all over the walkway
>If you don't have a dog, then you **** all over the walkway
>Super-glue a tack to the doorbell
>If all else fails, answer the door naked, and as they talk to you, think sexual thoughts until you get a raging erection, and at that point you begin inching yourself closer to them...
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