Today's news

A Miami Beach man is in custody after he
caused a panic in a theater during a showing
of "The Dark Knight Rises," police said
Tuesday.
David Martin Dicamillo was at
the Regal Movie Theater late Monday night
when he got into an altercation with another
moviegoer, left the theater and returned
wearing black gloves and screamed "This is it!"
from the back of the theater.
Dicamillo' s actions sent a hundred moviegoers
fleeing for the exits
ARRESTED
In other news, Snoop dogg has changed his
name to Snoop Lion saying that he is Bob
Marley reincarnated and is tired of the
which embraces gun culture like he himself has
done before.
His new album "Reincarnated" with be
coming this fall.
SKIP HEREE
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