The terror of the oral expositions

special ed class sucked.
i had a 1000% REAL arguement with a kid. dont know how it started but
it went
me: "HOT AIR BALLOONS USE FLAMES AND HOT AIR TO RISE!"
him: "are you an idiot? it uses helium!"
me: what makes you think that?
him : um, COMMON SENSE BRO? LOL
me: its called a hot air fucking balloon
him: yeah, and it's called a BALLOON. BALLOONS use helium
<his overly proud and confident face when

I once had a debate in my socials class and me and my partner did our debate on marijuana. MFW I wrote up a huge paper and my partner came to class stoned as fuck.

I remember a time when we were having group projects in class.

We were supposed to ask each other questions after each group was finished.
Most people just asked things they really wanted answers on. Except that one asshole who onlyasked stupid irrelevant questions that he could answer himself to show off. This he did time after time until the whole class were fucking pissed off, so when his time finaly came to answer questions he was bombarded with a fuck ton of just as stupid questions.

One of the sweetest moments in my life to this day was hearing him say "I don't know"

kinda reminds me of when I got marked down to a B on an otherwise perfect WWI powerpoint because some 4 eyed cunt face couldnt read the text. IT WAS FUCKING WHITE WITH BLACK OUTLINE TEXT.

When you put oral in the title, I was expecting something different....godammit internet, what have you done to me?

I think Melvin would've been the more appropriate rage face

I'm usually the person who asks the questions...

>Math teacher uses "3 strike rule"
>Friend gets 3 strikes and has to do a project on Eva whatthefuckever
>Did it.... poorly
>Everybody in the class felt like being an asshole that day so they kept asking questions
>He had no idea how to answer any of them
>Mfw he has to answer 52 questions by the end of the week.

My favorite question after giving an English presentation where we had to make a speech and use powerpoint.

"So if the infection airborne and can it travel to dogs ?"


My presentation was on how to survive a zombie attack in our current area, I got an A*

MFW I'm first to present

Ah... When I was a freshman in high school we were supposed to do a ten minute presentation on any biology related subject in Biology.



So I did a half an hour presentation of Schizophrenia :)

am i the only one who thought that the teacher was like this guy.

Me: "And that's how the Hindenburg exploded into flames"
Teacher: "Any Questions?"
Long silence
Retard raises his hand and asks "Yeah so why did it explode?
Me: "Some say it hit a tower but others say a cable struck the sides and lit it like a match."
Retard: " No! I heard someone was lighting fireworks and it hit the blimp and it exploded!"
Me: "It was at an airfield. Nobody could be lighting them off."
Retard: "Teacher is that true?!"
Teacher: "Of course it is! You should have done your work better! C+!"
MFW everything would have been an A+

I see you're Spanish...

I kinda like when some one asks a question
I'm not a genius or anything, its just the fact that the longer my presentation is the least I have to listen other peoples presentations

You have no idea how much i enjoy presentations for this very reason.

One presentation, I had to report on energy from hydroelectric dams
One guys asked "What about the fish behind the damn"
I have being taunting him about the question since.