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My Cockblock Revenge.

My Cockblock Revenge.. Link for the original story:<br /> funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/384477/My+CockBlock+story/<br /> thumbs up - i should do it.

Link for the original story:<br />
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/384477/My+CockBlock+story/<br />
thumbs up - i should do it

Fl, it is time for my revenge against Todd, This mother ******
pissed me off for the last time, and hes going to pay.
Here' s what happened. "Todd" was being the player ass hole he is, and
took one of his little slut friends out to a movie with me and a couple of
kids from another school. We were sitting like this:
Don' t ask why I was sitting near that asshole, it just happened to work
out that way. Anyway, we were all sitting there watching "The Losers".
I was enj eying the movie, having a good time getting to know these kids
to my left, and putting up with the occasional interruption feom Todd
about the movie. So overall it was a good experience. Wed... About
half way through the movie, Todd' s slut got in the mood and they started
making out. , I expected this. Then they decided to put up the arm
rest between them, Then the slut decided to go stripper mode and lean
Todd the way back against my arm rest. This was irritating.
THEN the ******* sluts hair dipped down into my slushy which I hadn' t
had a chance to drink because they were eating each other' s faces en top
of my arm rest.
Thaugh that dirty slut had ruined my . 00 slushy, I wasn' t in that bad
of a mood, because I got a couple of very clear shots of them cleaning
each other' s throats which would go great with the rest of my dirt en
him Then, something happened that I didn' t expect. .. she slid off her
chair, unzipped his pants and proceeded to give him oral sex. .. great...
Right in ******* front efmo and a theatre full unpeople-.
So, I stood up turned around, looked him in the eye, shook my head and
walked out. The kids hom the other school figured out why I had left
and met up with me in the lobby.
Tedd... pissed me off for the last time. I have decided that next
Wednesday morning, I am going to slip several photos, and a note that
says, "To find out more, talk to: (all of the girls who got photos)" into
thelurkers of every girl he has ever cheated en his girlfriend with.
Iwill then slip a copy of every text message, photo, and links to youtube
for the videos of him with other girls into J jesica' s locked I feel
terrible making her feel bad, but it has to be done,
Iwill post the aftermath en Thursday er Friday, depending en how long
it takes for all of this to fully sink in,
Iwant Todd to suffer. And after this, he there is way he will be able
to clear his name. he will be forever known as that guy who mistreats
women and you cermet trust.
Thanks to everyone who helped me out en my last picture, Comment er
send me a message with any of your ideas that might make it mere
painful for that bastard.
Thanks for everything,
Gazoogo
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User avatar #1 - Magnitude (05/02/2010) [+] (6 replies)
after he's done for... after it's all over with.
tell him you're there for him, and take him out somewhere, just you two, then beat the **** out of him and tell him you did it, let it all out, let him know how you truly feel, then leave him there.

...or put a snake in his mail box.
#5 - MRMACHIBO (05/02/2010) [-]
AWESOME!
User avatar #30 - Sixten (05/03/2010) [-]
DESTROY HIM! ******* worthless piece of **** . -.-

But do it before Jessica finds out and dumps him. If he's making out with that many girls it's bound to come out sooner or later. You have a time limit. Better do it fast.
User avatar #12 - Ryanzorz (05/02/2010) [+] (3 replies)
in a story such as this WE WILL BE YOUR PERSONAL ARMY give us things to do to ruin his life his face book email etc

go to the website which you can register a sex offender and put in his details seriously bros before hos and this guy aint no bro barney stinson would be so angry
User avatar #11 - destro (05/02/2010) [-]
POST HIS CONTACT INFO! PHONE NUMBER, AIM, MSN, EMAIL, WHATEVER!!!
User avatar #31 - GravityCatNtAmused (05/03/2010) [-]
good on you mate! that ****** needs what's coming to him
User avatar #28 - phantomenace (05/03/2010) [-]
Now this is how you do it! Good man, crush Todd like bug
User avatar #15 - Magnitude (05/02/2010) [-]
As you can see, the entire funny junk community is behind you taking down this faggot! give us the opportunity >:)
User avatar #41 - EpicFailViking (05/03/2010) [+] (1 reply)
$6.00 for a slushie!!!!???!!!!???
Rip-off.
#38 - Ken M (05/03/2010) [+] (6 replies)
Don't **** with:
-Old men in fanny packs
-Ninj..
-Pirates
-Gazoogo
User avatar #40 to #38 - EpicFailViking (05/03/2010) [-]
Dude, i'm not scared of nin-
#22 - gddrummer **User deleted account** (05/03/2010) [-]
i don't have much to say, other than,

**** . HIM. UP.
User avatar #20 - AfroKazam (05/02/2010) [-]
Your awesome.... lol... Kinda makes me happy though... I never cheated on my fiancee... Ever... Except this one time I was caught off guard by an ugly chick on my bus.... Ew...
User avatar #17 - Dweezy (05/02/2010) [-]
OH YEAH!
User avatar #56 - EdTheGreat (06/09/2010) [-]
OMFG PLEASE tell me that Todds real name, because I know you changed their names, isn't Josh...
User avatar #53 - BigBaldNold (05/07/2010) [-]
this todd sounds like a douche but he will probably become a god after this!
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#39 - Ken M (05/03/2010) [-]
you're kind of a whiner
#33 - Ken M (05/03/2010) [+] (1 reply)
You clearly need to get a life.
User avatar #18 - BreachAndClear (05/02/2010) [-]
good man, GO GET HIM TIGER!!!!
#16 - Ken M (05/02/2010) [-]
Epic. Good luck.
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