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The Phases of Poop Part 4!

Dakunism Presents:
The Rocket Poop:
Houston, we have a
problem. Hours before this
poop you had one helluva gas
bubble that was tearing up
youri sides. The pain went
away so you thought that the
bubble had to, instead it was
Just grouped together with
your poop. You' re poop comes
out with so much thrust you
swear that your head is going
to hit the c rig!
Texture:
Foamy (gassy and
solid)
Wiping:
Oh yeah... there will
Be wiping.
The Geyser Poop:
You go in for a routine
pit stop only to rightt out it' s not
so routine. You pop a squat and
push a turd out and the first one
is a large lump of poop. You feel
so good after it comes out. But
lust as Bi y Mays used to say,
BUT WAIT THERE' S MORE'."
There is a much smaller pebble
sized turd waiting to come out.
You' re afraid to pop it out
Because you know what' s going
to happen. Sure enough, you
push it out and it splashed ice
cold piss water right up into
your Butthole'. It' s the most
uncomfortable feeling evar!
Texture:
Nornal poop texture
But the water part Just blows.
Wiping:
You wouldn' t nunnally
need to wipe, But your asshole is
soaked.
The Bombshell Poop:
You would' rather had
a geyser poop or death Before you
had this poop. You sit on the pot
waiting for the poop to come, But
you don' t have to wait long. An
anonmous turd comes out of
there and practically empties the
toilet. Where did the water go? ALL
OVER YOUR Assn The grossest
water a person can ever think of
touching is now covering 100% of
your back side. And it' s not Just
damp or a little moist, there is
water dripping from your cheeks.
Texture:
Normal poop; did you Just
dip your ass into a pool?
Wiping:
A LOT of
rig. Not so
much for the poop, mainly for
drying off your ass.
The Unexpected Poop:
You' re sitting at your
computer looking at Funnyjunk
without a care in the world. Then,
everything happens at once. It' s
like chuck norris Just kicked you in
the stomach and now you NEED to
poop out your innards! You'
never run to the toilet so fast in
your life. Seat down or up? It
doesn' t matter, you' got to poop
with no time to lose. Sometimes
you get lucky and you make
and sometimes you don‘
Texture:
Never solid, always
a liquid poop to increase the
urgency.
Wiping:
Wrap from your
fingertips to your
foreign... this is gonna Be
messy.
You guys are too ******* awesome'. If y' all like this one
enough, I' m thinking of MAYBE 1 more and that will be .
not, thank you guys so much for supporting me and this and
I' m glad I brought you the Iul P.
about
wanna know ofthose are getting oid\ L comment
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Submitted: 05/02/2010
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#61 - akron **User deleted account** (05/02/2010) [+] (1 reply)
This series is the ****
User avatar #77 - BillyMaysWins (05/02/2010) [-]
HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE GEYSER POOP!!!
ARE YOU TIRED OF HAVING NORMAL DRY POOPS?
WELL THEN DO I HAVE THE POOP FOR YOU!!!
WITH THE GEYSER POOP YOU GET A NICE RELAXING POOP THAT MAKES YOUR STOMACH FEEL AMAZING
BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE, SMALL ROCKET THAT MAKES A SPLASH THAT SOAKES YOUR ASS
#28 - Failsaur **User deleted account** (05/02/2010) [+] (2 replies)
SUGGESTION FROM FAILSAUR!!
The Peeper:
This little turd stays in your asshole, no matter how much for push. The most you'll ever get it to go out is halfway, and when you stop pushing, it slides back in. You have two options: Grab it with your hand, or wait.

Texture: Slippery
Wiping: Once to ensure no leftovers.
User avatar #217 - BRUH (05/02/2010) [-]
comment deleted by chuck norris.
#128 - mr skeltal (05/02/2010) [+] (5 replies)
you should do the phrases of pee lol
User avatar #243 - Purrdye (05/03/2010) [+] (12 replies)
**Purrdye rolls 3** let me try again... if i roll a 3 WE PARTAY!
#218 - nerbot (05/02/2010) [-]
dude. ur a genius. i laughed so hard i got a bloody nose
User avatar #273 - LSkywalker (05/03/2010) [-]
this guy knows his ****
User avatar #235 - anonemous ONLINE (05/03/2010) [-]
thanks for posting, you really know your **** , I have loled at all 4, cant wait for 5
User avatar #230 - Staardustt (05/02/2010) [+] (1 reply)
i still love this **** :D!
#143 - mr skeltal (05/02/2010) [+] (1 reply)
the shotgun turd,feels like you just let off a 10 gauge in your pants.Lots of pellets not so much wiping.

Water cannon-Can be hot and spicy comes out as one amorphus blob

Machinegun/minigun,just keeps coming.dependso n what you

The Nuke-Deadly to anyone one within 50m.slightly radioactive and considerd a bioweapon in 30 countires.
those are a few idears:-)

BTW Anon wants MOAR
User avatar #116 - xXskaterXbabeXx (05/02/2010) [-]
make that one where it feels like you have a ton of **** , but only one little turd pebble comes out and you have to sit on the toilet for 3 hours
User avatar #379 - RADDDDs (05/03/2010) [+] (3 replies)
A JOKE:
A guy suddently needs to go to the toilet. He has diarrhea. He rushes to the nearest public toilet and sais:
-Dude, come out quick, i'm gonna **** out here...
The guy inside says:
-Fuuuuuuckerrr.... yooooouuuu're luuuuuucky.....!
User avatar #382 to #379 - MissJayPom (05/03/2010) [-]
...I don't get it...
User avatar #229 - thecrazychicken (05/02/2010) [-]
You good sir, are amazing !
User avatar #226 - breezyyB (05/02/2010) [-]
the different phases of ******** told by other people
never gets old.
User avatar #154 - lukelbd (05/02/2010) [+] (1 reply)
this makes me miss the original Poopie List from green fj. *sigh* nostalgia...
User avatar #127 - Ooblyabasquabatch (05/02/2010) [-]
Once my cousin had the bombshell **** . He had crap all over his back and i was the one that had to give him a bath.
User avatar #104 - CaptainJohnPrice (05/02/2010) [-]
These are so funny but ALWAYS ruin my appetite:(
User avatar #4 - LouBitgood (05/02/2010) [-]
These are good, keep making more.
User avatar #2 - BananaPancakes (05/02/2010) [-]
first thumb
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