The Phases of Poop Part 4!
The Rocket Poop:
Houston, we have a
problem. Hours before this
poop you had one helluva gas
bubble that was tearing up
youri sides. The pain went
away so you thought that the
bubble had to, instead it was
Just grouped together with
your poop. You' re poop comes
out with so much thrust you
swear that your head is going
to hit the c rig!
Foamy (gassy and
Oh yeah... there will
The Geyser Poop:
You go in for a routine
pit stop only to rightt out it' s not
so routine. You pop a squat and
push a turd out and the first one
is a large lump of poop. You feel
so good after it comes out. But
lust as Bi y Mays used to say,
BUT WAIT THERE' S MORE'."
There is a much smaller pebble
sized turd waiting to come out.
You' re afraid to pop it out
Because you know what' s going
to happen. Sure enough, you
push it out and it splashed ice
cold piss water right up into
your Butthole'. It' s the most
uncomfortable feeling evar!
Nornal poop texture
But the water part Just blows.
You wouldn' t nunnally
need to wipe, But your asshole is
The Bombshell Poop:
You would' rather had
a geyser poop or death Before you
had this poop. You sit on the pot
waiting for the poop to come, But
you don' t have to wait long. An
anonmous turd comes out of
there and practically empties the
toilet. Where did the water go? ALL
OVER YOUR Assn The grossest
water a person can ever think of
touching is now covering 100% of
your back side. And it' s not Just
damp or a little moist, there is
water dripping from your cheeks.
Normal poop; did you Just
dip your ass into a pool?
A LOT of
rig. Not so
much for the poop, mainly for
drying off your ass.
The Unexpected Poop:
You' re sitting at your
computer looking at Funnyjunk
without a care in the world. Then,
everything happens at once. It' s
like chuck norris Just kicked you in
the stomach and now you NEED to
poop out your innards! You'
never run to the toilet so fast in
your life. Seat down or up? It
doesn' t matter, you' got to poop
with no time to lose. Sometimes
you get lucky and you make
and sometimes you don‘
Never solid, always
a liquid poop to increase the
Wrap from your
fingertips to your
foreign... this is gonna Be
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