Omegle RP. Directed by Nicholas Cage.. Ital, omegle Talk to stranger's You' re chatting with a random stranger on Omeglol Question to discuss: YOU CAN NOT ESCAPE! You: oh FIG You: itsatrap. jpg You: stranger how do we get outs here D: Stranger: Simple Stranger: We uh Stranger: Shit You: fuc kfuck You: please spare me i have children. Stranger: Don‘! worry Stranger: I have a rope I keep in my anus for pleasure You: fuck yes . Stranger: We can escape You: IDVE prison wallets! You:
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Omegle RP

Directed by Nicholas Cage.

Tags: rope | asshole
Ital, omegle Talk to stranger's
You' re chatting with a random stranger on Omeglol
Question to discuss:
YOU CAN NOT ESCAPE!
You: oh FIG
You: itsatrap. jpg
You: stranger how do we get outs here D:
Stranger: Simple
Stranger: We uh
Stranger: Shit
You: fuc kfuck
You: please spare me i have children.
Stranger: Don‘! worry
Stranger: I have a rope I keep in my anus for pleasure
You: fuck yes .
Stranger: We can escape
You: IDVE prison wallets!
You: lets get the fuck outa here!
You: hand me the rope
Stranger: Yes lets.
Stranger: Here you go
You: FUCK
You: just dropped the rope into my anus
You: can you get it?
Stranger: dammit
Stranger: Sure
You: its deep in there
Stranger: Gimme a sec
Stranger: Sure is dark in here
You: DIN! not so rough
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: Found it!
You: jesus not no whore sorry i have a tight asshole
Stranger: coming out now
You: oh no
You: your head is stuck in my anus
You: what do i do?
Stranger: Shit it out
You: oh lloydy
Stranger: With your explosive diahrea
You: *squeezes* implode
Stranger: There we go
Stranger: I got the rope at least!
You: thank goodness
Stranger: cm wait, thats your intestines
Stranger: Shit
Stranger: Good enough right?
You: i think i see the light....
Stranger: You wont die as long as you wont take a shit
Stranger: ARE YOU TAKING ASHIT SUN?
You: uh oh
Stranger: FUCK
You: I had del taco
You: its not my fault!
Stranger: DIDN' T DIE IDN ME
Stranger: YOU SCUMBAG
Stranger:
Stranger: DAMN YOU MEXICANS
You: "in spirit" mange me kill the mexicans!
Stranger: ‘Directed by Nicholas Cage"
You: "claps*
Stranger: Loire the movie
Stranger: 10/ 10
You: We can be stars
You: its like a new
You: but more extreme
You: and with rope.
Stranger: can get millions
You: this better make front page
Stranger: and translaters to sell to more countrys
You: Funnyjunk frontpage here i some see you there
bud l)
Stranger: Peace then. add me on that shit bro
Stranger: I think
Stranger: Fuck, havent visted there for months
You: my you I)
You have disconnected.
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#9 - sofakingcooler (07/31/2012) [+] (42 replies)
**sofakingcooler rolls 55**
#4 - semisane (07/31/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#5 - obviousninja (07/31/2012) [+] (7 replies)
would have been pretty decent until I saw "funnyjunk frontpage..." etc.

really? that was necessary?
#22 - Limmmmmmme (07/31/2012) [+] (1 reply)
dont worry i have a rope in my anus for pleasure
#54 - uhidk (08/01/2012) [+] (17 replies)
someone will roll this.
#17 - iwanttodie (07/31/2012) [-]
i can never get anyone on there to have a real conversation with me so...good job
i can never get anyone on there to have a real conversation with me so...good job
User avatar #107 - OMGChrisHansen (08/01/2012) [-]
The whole "LOL front page here we come!" part ruined it.
User avatar #124 - braddlesxp ONLINE (08/01/2012) [-]
"this better make front page"

you fucking blew it, i hate you
User avatar #102 - JoshBauer (08/01/2012) [-]
The strangers name is PedoBear, yours is PedroBear...something is suspicious here.
#110 - inanimateobject (08/01/2012) [-]
Wow this story is sooo funny....
#73 - N. Korean citizen (08/01/2012) [-]
It would have been funnier without the 'front page' shit. :|
#51 - homelessgus (08/01/2012) [+] (1 reply)
how does one drop a rope into an anus?
User avatar #196 - Midirr (08/01/2012) [+] (2 replies)
You do realise you killed it by mentioning the frontpage, right?
You could have gotten even more thumbs if you didn't...
#79 - thekillershrew (08/01/2012) [-]
Wtf did i just read??
Wtf did i just read??
#56 - thebacondroid (08/01/2012) [-]
i'm going to need this
#137 - NolanNasty (08/01/2012) [-]
you ruined it by talking about frontpage and FJ... fuck you OP
you ruined it by talking about frontpage and FJ... fuck you OP
#121 - N. Korean citizen (08/01/2012) [-]
How come all I get on omegle is horny guys?
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