The Rules of Shotgun. just somethin i threw together(: tell me whatcha think....and if this gets to the front page, ill make new laws for the shotgun! xD and... Cars shotgun The Game
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The Rules of Shotgun

The Rules of Shotgun. just somethin i threw together(: tell me whatcha think....and if this gets to the front page, ill make new laws for the shotgun! xD and...

just somethin i threw together(: tell me whatcha think....and if this gets to the front page, ill make new laws for the shotgun! xD and.../funny_pictures/398922/Rules+Of+Shotgun+2/

the shotgunner MUST see the car
in order to can shotgun
lilo if ‘you are the behest person to he
picked up, you '
get shotgun
3] you can not call shotgun if someone
previously called it
all if 2 people call shotgun at the same
time. it is then a to see who
gets it
st ‘gnu can can shotgun inside a
building if you see the car. UNLESS
it is a building
st shotgun can only he called
on your way to the vehicle
7] if shotgun has heen called, the
driver can call a ‘reload: which
means " previous calls are
invalid
at once shotgun has heen called
for the front seat, the hack left and
right seats can he called. leaving the
slowest person in the ‘hitch seff
9] limb men AND women can call
shotgun, women dont automatically
get it
ill] if the regular driver is
tosmuk/ / cart" drive then he is
automatically given shotgun
Nth’ FIRST ACTUAL POST.
TELL AME THINK
THINROYY
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Submitted: 05/02/2010
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User avatar #20 - Blitzz (05/03/2010) [-]
When I first read the title I was thinking what rules I need to follow before I blow someones head off but these are good too.
#63 to #20 - OneAndOnlyDopoqob **User deleted account** (05/03/2010) [-]
I LQTM at your avatar
User avatar #52 - AlucardDXX (05/03/2010) [-]
quick fun fact! haha Shotgun is supposibly derived from the old west, when people had stage coaches they would rarely ride alone with all of their cargo, as a defense against outlaws they would have someone ride in the front with the person steering, the passenger would always have a SHOTGUN because of the wide spread it was easy to hit even moving targets. And thus is the reason why its called shotgun (IN THEORY!)
#62 to #52 - FJlover (05/03/2010) [-]
The more you know.
I actually assumed it was this, except it was back during..umm, the times when america was young and there were amerindians, etc.
User avatar #69 to #62 - AlucardDXX (05/03/2010) [-]
I believe it was basically any time that stage coaches didn't have great defense (before iron carriages and trains) so yea you are also correct, although when indians were around I don't think they had shotguns, and I mean shotguns not blunderbuss's cuz I can't imagine them taking all that time to load a blunderbuss
#74 to #69 - FJlover (05/03/2010) [-]
I see.
User avatar #12 - MCPO (05/02/2010) [-]
We should follow the Commandments of Shotgun.
User avatar #66 - AwesomePuff (05/03/2010) [-]
i called shotgun once, i felt real excited but then i realized we (my friends and i) were renting a limousine, i ****** up
User avatar #71 to #66 - paakbountyhunter (05/03/2010) [-]
I'm sorry for you dude that rly sucks shoulda payed attention
User avatar #56 - sllllowpoke (05/03/2010) [-]
I hope no one calls shotgun before me!
#59 to #56 - anon (05/03/2010) [-]
shotgun
User avatar #61 to #56 - nigthshadow (05/03/2010) [-]
wait you aleredy said shotgun
#65 to #56 - anon (05/03/2010) [-]
*RELOAD*
User avatar #39 - ZombieSmile (05/03/2010) [-]
SHOTGUN! Take that biatches!
#40 to #39 - EpicEmoKitteh **User deleted account** (05/03/2010) [-]
RELOAD!
SHOTGUN!
HAHA!
User avatar #41 to #40 - ZombieSmile (05/03/2010) [-]
Looks like I'm on the bitch seat :(
#42 to #41 - EpicEmoKitteh **User deleted account** (05/03/2010) [-]
Sorry, I was the driver to start, but I don't feel like driving, I WANNA BLAST SOME DUDE IN THE FACE!
User avatar #43 to #42 - ZombieSmile (05/03/2010) [-]
I'm high, can I haz drive?
#44 to #43 - EpicEmoKitteh **User deleted account** (05/03/2010) [-]
Your high?? Oh **** , I gotta give you shotgun.
User avatar #45 to #44 - ZombieSmile (05/03/2010) [-]
You'd think I wasn't but I've been staring at my avatar for about three hours now...
User avatar #10 - squeaky (05/02/2010) [-]
You forgot, if the driver has a significant other, then that person automatically gets shotgun.
User avatar #11 to #10 - thinroyy (05/02/2010) [-]
I'll keep that in mind. if it makes it to the top, ill make another(:
User avatar #72 - DixiePride (05/03/2010) [-]
One, this isn't funny. Two, you got #4 wrong. You drop your pants, and THEN have a foot race to the door. It's called jousting.
User avatar #38 - Armoranth (05/03/2010) [-]
One additional rule me and my brother use along with these: If someone call's shotgun and another person is willing to lick the front passenger tire (a full on lollipop lick, none of that touching your tongue to the coffee to see if its to hot crap) then he/she gets shotgun. This can be done over and over again until the driver declares it over. =p
#18 - anon (05/02/2010) [-]
there is an actual website for the rules :P and a book. you missed the rule stating that if someone is holding the door opening device thingy to get into the car, then that person automatically gets shotgun
User avatar #35 to #18 - thinroyy (05/03/2010) [-]
i have more. if this one didnt flunk im planning on making another xD
User avatar #17 - SmartAlex (05/02/2010) [-]
If anyone's seen the movie Fanboys, it's called Chewie
User avatar #21 - bod (05/03/2010) [-]
chuck norris always gets shotgun
User avatar #34 - jigglepuff (05/03/2010) [-]
i need to print this out
User avatar #32 - seanseven (05/03/2010) [-]
what about:
whoever is wearing a pirate suit automatically gets shotgun?
if two or more wear a pirate suit, they have to swrod fight for shotgun?
you can challenge shotgun by pulling down your pants and saying "i challenge you!" if the shotgun caller pulls down his pants then they have to race for the car. loser get the bitch seat
#26 - anon (05/03/2010) [-]
chuck norris can get shotgun when he drives
#37 - naggerplease (05/03/2010) [-]
those are a great set of rules. Thank sir, I will use those in the future.
User avatar #5 - LeSquirt (05/02/2010) [-]
well i do not like this. mostly because you spammed this link to everyone. thumbs down. and i will not change my mind.
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User avatar #7 to #5 - thinroyy (05/02/2010) [-]
yes, i did spam but it was to 4 other pictures, just trying to get my content noticed. im not trying to start a fight, just voicing my opinion. ill quit spamming if that many people are upset over 4 links.
User avatar #29 - Vraelez (05/03/2010) [-]
First, there is nothing funny about this.
Second, I could mention the U.S. Constitution, would that be funny?
Third, you didn't make anything.. You just wrote the rules you found somewhere on the net.
Fourth, everyone knows shotgun.
User avatar #33 to #29 - Scubalooney (05/03/2010) [-]
Question! What exactly does the U.S. consitution have to do with this? As far as I know, the constitution doesn't mention anything about who sits where in a car. I don't believe cars existed in 1776.
User avatar #47 to #29 - AshleighMichelle (05/03/2010) [-]
Your a fag
User avatar #30 to #29 - airguitar (05/03/2010) [-]
Fifth, Vraelez is a total bitch.
#31 to #30 - xXhendoXx (05/03/2010) [-]
yeh lol
User avatar #76 - BowChickaBowWow (05/04/2010) [-]
RELOADING!
User avatar #73 - velociraptorjesus (05/03/2010) [-]
SHOTGUN
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