The Rules of Shotgun. just somethin i threw together(: tell me whatcha think....and if this gets to the front page, ill make new laws for the shotgun! xD and... Cars shotgun The Game
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The Rules of Shotgun

The Rules of Shotgun. just somethin i threw together(: tell me whatcha think....and if this gets to the front page, ill make new laws for the shotgun! xD and...

just somethin i threw together(: tell me whatcha think....and if this gets to the front page, ill make new laws for the shotgun! xD and...funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/398922/Rules+Of+Shotgun+2/

the shotgunner MUST see the car
in order to can shotgun
lilo if ‘you are the behest person to he
picked up, you '
get shotgun
3] you can not call shotgun if someone
previously called it
all if 2 people call shotgun at the same
time. it is then a to see who
gets it
st ‘gnu can can shotgun inside a
building if you see the car. UNLESS
it is a building
st shotgun can only he called
on your way to the vehicle
7] if shotgun has heen called, the
driver can call a ‘reload: which
means " previous calls are
invalid
at once shotgun has heen called
for the front seat, the hack left and
right seats can he called. leaving the
slowest person in the ‘hitch seff
9] limb men AND women can call
shotgun, women dont automatically
get it
ill] if the regular driver is
tosmuk/ / cart" drive then he is
automatically given shotgun
Nth’ FIRST ACTUAL POST.
TELL AME THINK
THINROYY
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Submitted: 05/02/2010
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User avatar #20 - Blitzz (05/03/2010) [+] (1 reply)
When I first read the title I was thinking what rules I need to follow before I blow someones head off but these are good too.
User avatar #21 - bod (05/03/2010) [+] (2 replies)
chuck norris always gets shotgun
User avatar #52 - AlucardDXX (05/03/2010) [+] (3 replies)
quick fun fact! haha Shotgun is supposibly derived from the old west, when people had stage coaches they would rarely ride alone with all of their cargo, as a defense against outlaws they would have someone ride in the front with the person steering, the passenger would always have a SHOTGUN because of the wide spread it was easy to hit even moving targets. And thus is the reason why its called shotgun (IN THEORY!)
User avatar #12 - MCPO (05/02/2010) [-]
We should follow the Commandments of Shotgun.
User avatar #56 - sllllowpoke (05/03/2010) [+] (5 replies)
I hope no one calls shotgun before me!
User avatar #66 - AwesomePuff (05/03/2010) [+] (1 reply)
i called shotgun once, i felt real excited but then i realized we (my friends and i) were renting a limousine, i ****** up
User avatar #39 - ZombieSmile (05/03/2010) [+] (6 replies)
SHOTGUN! Take that biatches!
User avatar #10 - squeaky (05/02/2010) [+] (1 reply)
You forgot, if the driver has a significant other, then that person automatically gets shotgun.
User avatar #8 - Wichotheassasin (05/02/2010) [+] (2 replies)
5 and 6 contradict themselves
User avatar #9 to #8 - thinroyy (05/02/2010) [-]
you could be walking through a building on your way to the car.
User avatar #5 - LeSquirt (05/02/2010) [+] (2 replies)
well i do not like this. mostly because you spammed this link to everyone. thumbs down. and i will not change my mind.
User avatar #7 to #5 - thinroyy (05/02/2010) [-]
yes, i did spam but it was to 4 other pictures, just trying to get my content noticed. im not trying to start a fight, just voicing my opinion. ill quit spamming if that many people are upset over 4 links.
User avatar #55 - SweTommy (05/03/2010) [-]
i came to nr 5 before i found out that it wasn't about guns.
i came
#48 - anonexplains (05/03/2010) [+] (1 reply)
**** the world im gunna kill myself
User avatar #38 - Armoranth (05/03/2010) [-]
One additional rule me and my brother use along with these: If someone call's shotgun and another person is willing to lick the front passenger tire (a full on lollipop lick, none of that touching your tongue to the coffee to see if its to hot crap) then he/she gets shotgun. This can be done over and over again until the driver declares it over. =p
#36 - anonexplains (05/03/2010) [-]
I think you got it off facebook :)
#28 - anonexplains (05/03/2010) [-]
i always call rosa parks after shotguns called. can't deny a black to the back.
#26 - anonexplains (05/03/2010) [-]
chuck norris can get shotgun when he drives
#18 - anonexplains (05/02/2010) [+] (1 reply)
there is an actual website for the rules :P and a book. you missed the rule stating that if someone is holding the door opening device thingy to get into the car, then that person automatically gets shotgun
User avatar #17 - SmartAlex (05/02/2010) [-]
If anyone's seen the movie Fanboys, it's called Chewie
User avatar #4 - finaattori (05/02/2010) [-]
thanks!
#3 - anonexplains (05/02/2010) [-]
these will definitely be used
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