Heart. . Girl: I' m having heart surgery today. Boy: I know. Girl: I love you! Boy: I love you more, much more! After surgery, when the girl woke up, only her f
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Girl: I' m having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more, much more!
After surgery, when the girl woke up, only her father
is next to her bed.
Girl: Where is he'?
Father: You don' t know who gave you the heart'?
Girl: What? (She starts crying)
Father: I' m Just kidding, he went to the toilet.
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Submitted: 07/31/2012
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User avatar #5 - hellsear (07/31/2012) [+] (12 replies)
My dad did something similar a few years ago. I had a seizure and woke up in the middle of the night at the hospital not remembering anything or even knowing where I was at. My dad was in the room with me, and the room I was in wasn't lit up too well. I saw my dad and asked "Where am I, what happened?!" He responded very seriously, "Son, you've been in a coma for five months" My heart sank. I started freaking the **** out. Then he was like "HAHA nah I'm kidding you just hit your head and had a seizure you're fine." ******* troll dad.
#44 - razmantaz (07/31/2012) [+] (4 replies)
>Have to have operation on knee   
>Anaesthetist comes in   
>6'5" Russian by the name of Vladimir Golov   
>"I'm here to put you to sleep"   
>						******					   
>Give me aesthetic   
>Counting backwards from 10   
>Stop at 5   
>RISE LIKE A SEAMONSTER ROARING   
>Vladamir absolutely 						*****					 his Russian pants   
>No memory after that
>Have to have operation on knee
>Anaesthetist comes in
>6'5" Russian by the name of Vladimir Golov
>"I'm here to put you to sleep"
> ******
>Give me aesthetic
>Counting backwards from 10
>Stop at 5
>RISE LIKE A SEAMONSTER ROARING
>Vladamir absolutely ***** his Russian pants
>No memory after that
#188 - anonymous (08/01/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Boy- I'm Having penis surgery today
Girl- I know
Both Cry-
----------After operation
Boy Wakes up
Boy- Where is she
Dad- who do you think gave you the penis
Boy- Wut?
User avatar #7 - monsterman (07/31/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I've had heart surgery.
You don't just wake up. You're basically an orally impaired retard with half-open eyes.
#12 - contradiction (07/31/2012) [+] (1 reply)
GOOOD! GOOOD! put her under pressure and make her cry right after heart surgery!
#193 - latinotornado (08/01/2012) [+] (2 replies)
lyk dis if u cry evertym
#177 - manythingstodohere (08/01/2012) [+] (2 replies)
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seriously the joke is older than the internet
#201 - vanhoutte (08/01/2012) [-]
<----The Boyfriend
#94 - graysonnn (08/01/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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#75 - duchessofcorn (08/01/2012) [+] (3 replies)
A better version:
Girl: I'm having vagina surgery today, I'm scared.
Boy: So am I, I love you.
Girl: I love you too.
* After the surgery *
Girl: Where did he go?!
Dad: Don't you know who gave you the vagina?
Girls face when
#199 - Digitalphear (08/01/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #68 - Rhitman (07/31/2012) [-]
>Gets skull smashed by 200lb falling tree branch
>Blacks out
>Wakes up in hospital one week later
>In so much pain
>All my hair is gone
>Asks what happened
>They tell me I've been in there a week
>They tell me I was swearing ever swear word in the book while i was out
>They also tell me how I kicked a nurse in the face
>And how i was begging people to take me out of there saying I would give them money if they did
pokerface.jpg
#8 - supernig (07/31/2012) [+] (1 reply)
like dis if u cry evertim
#10 - ganjalf ONLINE (07/31/2012) [-]
#171 - mrblues (08/01/2012) [-]
It's funny because they get to meet heath ledger. there is no heaven.
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#103 - Coolinbny ONLINE (08/01/2012) [-]
&lt;- The father's face when he realizes he's part of the joke
<- The father's face when he realizes he's part of the joke
#125 - isus (08/01/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I was expecting for a funny twist at the end, because this joke is so worn out it makes me want to "cry everytym", and all I got was 2 stupid worn out memes. Fml
#99 - myrtille (08/01/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Enlarge.
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