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me too
Apparently if mu masturbate twice a day, it will increase your life
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#57
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aBlindMoron (07/31/2012) [+]
(12 replies)
>be 15
>parents aren't home for 4 hours
>decide to see how many times I can fap in that time period
>fapped 7 times in the next 2 hours
>by the third time my orgasms yielded no pleasure
>fourth time was actually slightly painful
>fifth time my cum was pink from having blood mixed into the semen
>seventh time yielded more blood than semen
>still I carried on for the sake of science
>eight time I felt something "pop" in my shaft before I came
>dick started bleeding
>freak out
>too embarrassed to call an ambulance
>dick bleeds out in pants
>months later my mother notices the blood in my underwear
>i had to reveal the secret
>i couldn't even look her in the eyes
>to my surprise
>she did the mash
>she did the monster mash
>parents aren't home for 4 hours
>decide to see how many times I can fap in that time period
>fapped 7 times in the next 2 hours
>by the third time my orgasms yielded no pleasure
>fourth time was actually slightly painful
>fifth time my cum was pink from having blood mixed into the semen
>seventh time yielded more blood than semen
>still I carried on for the sake of science
>eight time I felt something "pop" in my shaft before I came
>dick started bleeding
>freak out
>too embarrassed to call an ambulance
>dick bleeds out in pants
>months later my mother notices the blood in my underwear
>i had to reveal the secret
>i couldn't even look her in the eyes
>to my surprise
>she did the mash
>she did the monster mash
#40
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N. Korean citizen (07/31/2012) [+]
(3 replies)
4 times. That's 16 years per day. I'll be young and gorgeous for an eternity!
#251
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yofriendlyenemy **User deleted account** (08/01/2012) [+]
(8 replies)
**yofriendlyenemy rolled a random image posted in comment #145 at McGonagall's **
#275
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newrockerkid (08/01/2012) [+]
(2 replies)
**newrockerkid rolled user fjponythread ** this guy masturbates too much
#203
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lizzarro (08/01/2012) [+]
(2 replies)
1) masturbate twice in one day
2) gain 8 years
3) masturbate twice tomorrow
4) gain 8 more years
5) repeat
6) ???
7) PROFIT!
2) gain 8 years
3) masturbate twice tomorrow
4) gain 8 more years
5) repeat
6) ???
7) PROFIT!
#112
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wirecred (07/31/2012) [+]
(22 replies)
When I was 13- 14 i tried not to fap more than 3 times a week so i could have more testosterone to grow a mustache, armpit hair ect. It ended up doing nothing and I just got super angry all the time
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Sunset **User deleted account** (07/31/2012) [+]
(21 replies)
I hardly masturbate at all.
Maybe two or three times a month. maybe 4.
Maybe two or three times a month. maybe 4.
#1
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iliketities (07/31/2012) [+]
(6 replies)
what if i jerk it four times a day do i become twice the immortal? pic unrelated
#273
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seemerollin (08/01/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
**seemerollin rolled a random image posted in comment #300 at Boys playing with little kids ** how i masturbate
#158
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cerealisticbeing **User deleted account** (08/01/2012) [-] **cerealisticbeing rolled a random image posted in comment #485 at FunnyJunk Gold and Store Discussion **
