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Friend Zoned by a hooker: Forever alone

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F Am: nymous 06/ 09/ ) 08:. 17 Na, 7799749
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me heels my money and kicks me out
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F Anonymous 06/ ) 08: 19 No. 7799758
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#4 - jzpotter (07/31/2012) [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #2 - dunamfifteen (07/31/2012) [-]
Maybe the guy is legitimately nice guy, and the hooker doesn't want his first time being with a, hooker?
#6 - helenwheels (07/31/2012) [-]
I believed this story the first four hundred times I read it.
#7 - ijiek (07/31/2012) [-]
thats like a romantic comedy
User avatar #1 - have (07/31/2012) [-]
I wouldn't say friendzoned, considering they're not really friends, but funny regardless
User avatar #11 - frozo (08/01/2012) [-]
Good Girl Hooker.

Doesn't want your first time to be with a hooker.
#8 - miilkbone (07/31/2012) [-]
Oh my, that poor guy is literally the Overlord of Beta males
Oh my, that poor guy is literally the Overlord of Beta males
#10 - juha (07/31/2012) [-]
old copypasta
User avatar #9 - xxsleepxx (07/31/2012) [-]
Reminds me of the Catcher in the Rye.

#16 - nakedclothes (08/01/2012) [-]
how do you manage to reach 27 and never have sex?
User avatar #13 - fuckthehabs (08/01/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Holden Caulfield posts on /fit/?
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User avatar #3 - turian (07/31/2012) [-]
he probably loves the cock
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