Craigslist. Look away. AN ACTUAL CRAIG' S LIST PERSONALS AD To the Guy who Tried to Mug Main Downtown Savannah high before last. I was the guy wearing the black
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AN ACTUAL CRAIG' S LIST PERSONALS AD
To the Guy who Tried to Mug Main Downtown Savannah high before last.
I was the guy wearing the black Burberry tastier that you demanded that I hand otter.
shortly after you pulled the mite on the and my girlfriend, than siting taur titres. You
also and for my girlie' iend' s puss Ind erra" eegs. I out only hope that you somehow
oaths across this rather important message.
Fest, " like to apologize for you ; t expect you to actually
crap in you pants when I drew my pistol alter you took my The strafing was
not that cold, and twee wearing the jacket for a reason. my girlfriend was happy
that ajust returned safety worn my gnd tour as a Combat Marine in Afghanistan *Sq
She Sallust bought moths Eugen! 1911 Ati ACP pistol for my
birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening.
Dubiously you was that it is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head
ism ith
I know it probably want fun walking but to wherever wmid some item with crap
in your pants. I' m sure it was strep worse walking I made you
have your shoes, cellphone, and wallet with me. [That torn calling
or running to your buddies to come help mug us again].
After I caled you mother or "Momma" as you had her listed in you cell, I
unplanned the who episode of who! you' d done. Then I went and tilled up my gas
tank as well as those of tour other people in the gas station, - on your credit card.
The guy with the big motor home took 153 gallons and was extremely g' . !
I gays you shoes to a horniness guy outside 'ti' innie Van Go Go' s, dong with all the
sash in you wallet. {That made his days]
I then threw your water into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked at the sub
atleat I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the suite driver' s side
of the can
Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone salts to the one office and one
to the FBI, while President as my possible tug.
The FBI guy seemed really Manse and we had a nice long clad: guess mile be
traced your number am}.
a way, perhaps I should apologize for not Entitling you ." but I feel this type of
is a for more appropriate punishment " you crime. t wish
you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing Imges,
and can orly hope that you have the opportunity to relies: upon, and perhaps
reconsider, the career path you' chosen to pursue in life. , next time
you might not be so lucky. Hays a good day!
yous, Bonner Fl,
Alex
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Submitted: 07/30/2012
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