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User avatar #18 - jokeface ONLINE (07/30/2012) [-]
i'll date that third girl. i won't accept blowjobs anyway.
#21 to #18 - mr skeltal (07/30/2012) [-]
#26 to #23 - mr skeltal (07/30/2012) [-]
BETA
User avatar #27 to #26 - jokeface ONLINE (07/30/2012) [-]
maybe. but i have a car and a job and an apartment and i'm dating a model, so i'm feeling pretty alpha
#32 to #27 - mr skeltal (07/30/2012) [-]
I think it's pretty cool you're a hand model.
User avatar #33 to #32 - jokeface ONLINE (07/30/2012) [-]
funny. i wish i could come up with a clever retort, but i'm really not that interested in feeding a troll. but i want you to know that i appreciate you taking time out of your day to attempt to insult me. it makes me feel special.
#30 to #27 - mr skeltal (07/30/2012) [-]
still a Beta
User avatar #31 to #30 - jokeface ONLINE (07/30/2012) [-]
as long as it doesn't change my circumstances, i'm fine with being a Beta
#34 to #31 - mr skeltal (07/30/2012) [-]
well i don't know what gives you such a bad impression about blowjobs and don't worry you're not the only one who will enjoy it , is a very exciting factor.You're not disgracing her in any way and if you think about it , you can say that his is another sign of showing affection since not every girl will do this for his BI.EF. *because they are stupid and narrow minded * so grab that bitch NECK AND HURL YOU'RE ENORMOUS DICK IN HER THROAT THEN SET HER DICK ON FIRE !
User avatar #35 to #34 - jokeface ONLINE (07/30/2012) [-]
i do find it disgraceful. a girl shouldn't have to do something so dirty and submissive just to show affection. kissing works just as well.
User avatar #41 to #35 - lordoftheflies (07/30/2012) [-]
I think girls like to give blowjobs not to show affection but as a way to please a man. They like knowing that they can make their man feel good and I feel it isn't a submissive act at all because you're giving a blowjob on your own free will not because he's forcing you or trying to shove his dick farther down your throat than you're comfortable with.

In short, a blowjob is more of a way of showing that you can make a man feel good rather than being submissive. Throat ******* on the other hand is a very submissive act.
#47 to #41 - mr skeltal (07/30/2012) [-]
hmm i don't know but i stated that argument because when I want to please my girlfriend with my mouth,hand,father penis etc (when i want to make her feel good) I do that because I really care about her and in other some simple words I want only the best for her so when I EAT THAT PUSSY I EAT IT BECAUSE I'M STARVING LIKE A 3rd WORLD CHILD AND NOBODY IS STOPPING ME FROM EATING MY SPERM WHICH TOOK CONTROL OF HER LITTLE VAGINA . :) :) :) :) :)
User avatar #42 to #41 - jokeface ONLINE (07/30/2012) [-]
see i don't get that. why use her mouth? if she wants to make me feel good, i'd rather put my dick where it's supposed to go.
User avatar #43 to #42 - lordoftheflies (07/30/2012) [-]
Because it just isn't the same... The only way I can see a girl making a guy feel good during sex is if she rides him and that's just boring. With a blowjob, she controls you. She controls when you're going to cum and she's making you moan and turning you on with her mouth, which isn't necessarily a sex organ. I'm not sure how to completely explain it but I figure nothing is better than watching and knowing you're making someone feel good without using your vagina [which makes any guy feel good].
User avatar #44 to #43 - jokeface ONLINE (07/30/2012) [-]
well let's agree to disagree. that sounds nice but it doesn't seem worth it. thank you for trying to explain it though. i've had this type of discussion with several other people and yours is the first argument to actually hold any weight.
#39 to #35 - mr skeltal (07/30/2012) [-]
then you should cut your dick
User avatar #40 to #39 - jokeface ONLINE (07/30/2012) [-]
why?
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