BIG Lifted Truck = Tiny Pecker. HAHAHAHA! Exactly what I think when I see a lifted truck!.. Or he is a monster truck driver...
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BIG Lifted Truck = Tiny Pecker

HAHAHAHA! Exactly what I think when I see a lifted truck!

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Submitted: 07/29/2012
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User avatar #1 - theeballsack (07/29/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Or he is a monster truck driver...
User avatar #71 - jakekel (07/30/2012) [+] (4 replies)
**jakekel rolled user icefried ** I heard this guy has an enormous cock.
#79 - jaynsilentbob (07/30/2012) [-]
If the bigger the car the smaller the penis, just call me Tyrone.
User avatar #39 - zombiestookmybike ONLINE (07/30/2012) [-]
my boyfriend has a tiny car! :D

..and a tiny penis.
#67 - auesis ONLINE (07/30/2012) [-]
What if he has the world's biggest dick, and wants to hide it from everyday people?
User avatar #119 - bulletcatcher (07/30/2012) [-]
Meanwhile in the life of the man with the smallest penis.... He posts a picture of a monster truck on funnyjunk.
#88 - TheJoz (07/30/2012) [-]
**** Yeah..
#96 - temple (07/30/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**temple rolled a random image posted in comment #89 at Gives you a million lives. ** no true, i often ride a small, ugly painted, junker of a car so people think i have a big pecker, when i really its like a 2 inch punisher
User avatar #42 - gwegw (07/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
What if it belonged to a woman?
#44 to #42 - noschool (07/30/2012) [-]
women can't drive
User avatar #127 - Lambda (07/30/2012) [-]
So does that mean that people who drive mini-coopers have large penises?
#25 - thisisjayfromyelm (07/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I don't understand these. Why does having a big truck mean you have a tiny dick? People say this all the time. It doesn't always mean someones overcompensating.
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#90 - Womens Study Major (07/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**anonymous rolled user atma ** has a medium penis
#105 to #90 - atma (07/30/2012) [-]
you are a diviner beyond compare
#131 - eltonjohnonfj (07/30/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Sir Elton Hercules John, CBE (born Reginald Kenneth Dwight on 25 March 1947) is an English rock singer-songwriter, composer, pianist and occasional actor. He has worked with lyricist Bernie Taupin as his songwriter partner since 1967; they have collaborated on more than 30 albums to date.
In his four-decade career John has sold more than 250 million records, making him one of the most successful artists of all time.[1] His single "Candle in the Wind 1997" has sold over 33 million copies worldwide, and is the best selling single in Billboard history, as well as the second best selling single of all time.[2] He has more than 50 Top 40 hits, including seven consecutive No. 1 US albums, 56 Top 40 singles, 16 Top 10, four No. 2 hits, and nine No. 1 hits. He has won six Grammy Awards, four Brit Awards, an Academy Award, a Golden Globe Award and a Tony Award. In 2004, Rolling Stone ranked him Number 49 on its list of the 100 greatest artists of all time.[3]
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#86 - Womens Study Major (07/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I have a 1976 oldsmobile delta 88
Highered = small penis
Lowered = large penis

User avatar #91 to #86 - ribar (07/30/2012) [-]
no not really
User avatar #80 - Totaler (07/30/2012) [+] (7 replies)
You know, even if it makes everyone think I have a tiny dick...

If I were to be in a collision with a bus, I think I'd be a bit safer in a Hummer than a Prius.
#117 - raccination (07/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Everyone who has a smaller truck than me is a loser, everyone who has a bigger truck than me has a small penis. Logic, right?
#116 - ninjalazor **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#112 - Seanacus (07/30/2012) [-]
I never understood this?

Why is it that if you want a bigger vehicle, that must mean you have a tiny dick? i prefer to ride higher up than in a tiny car, makes me feel safer.

Btw: thats an advertisement truck.
#92 - icelandicviking ONLINE (07/30/2012) [+] (4 replies)
what about this?
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