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Bacon

My superhot date is here in 30 min..
Letts make some food
Flipping bacon like a *
Dink deng* *Dink deng*
Walking towards the deer like a sir'
Hm, smells like meat..
I Hope you remembered that i am a vege arian?
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Submitted: 07/29/2012
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#12 - narunarunaru (07/30/2012) [-]
Shove the bacons into that ungrateful bitch.
User avatar #13 to #12 - zombiestookmybike (07/30/2012) [-]
the "ungrateful bitch" who is most likely a vegetarian because she cares about animals and doesn't believe we should farm them purely to treat them badly and then slaughter them halfway through their miserable lives? and who had already mentioned she was a vegetarian and he forgot?

don't be such a cock, yeah? :)
#15 to #13 - thetrolltrolley (07/30/2012) [-]
lighten up pussy, it was a joke.
User avatar #16 to #15 - zombiestookmybike (07/30/2012) [-]
i'm not a pussy. just don't appreciate girls being referred to as 'bitches' and violence towards them being promoted.
User avatar #17 to #16 - RAWRgeorgiaa (07/30/2012) [-]
Then you really shouldn't be here...
User avatar #20 to #19 - zombiestookmybike (07/30/2012) [-]
fine. okay. i know you're all hating on me for this, so i'll say it. as a girl who's been in an abusive relationship in the past which literally tore my life apart this type of thing gets to me more than the average person. i'm not a feminist, i would be just as angry if a woman was promoting violence towards a man. i over reacted because of what i've been through in the past, and i was wrong. also narunarunaru i'm sorry.
#30 to #20 - thetrolltrolley (07/31/2012) [-]
what you don't understand is that i can guarantee he wasn't serious. do you really think that any human being would think that shoving bacon down a person's throat is actually a logical answer to this situation? it was a joke. not meant to be taken seriously
User avatar #23 to #20 - shadowsynergy (07/30/2012) [-]
We don't hate you for your opinions, in fact on other social sites I am the guy who sits there and talks out peoples problems and sadness and memory blah blah etc...
This is F-J. No one on this site want's to hear about your sad past, we wanna make jokes about feeding feminists bacon against their will.
User avatar #26 to #23 - zombiestookmybike (07/30/2012) [-]
>guy makes incredibly sexist, offensive joke promoting violence towards women
>girl sees this, and having been abused by a guy just like him, she says something because that 'joke' genuinely bothers her
>HATESTORM
>girl ends up apologising.

seems about right.
User avatar #27 to #26 - shadowsynergy (07/30/2012) [-]
Anywhere else I agree, that's dumb.
Here on F-J that is perfectly acceptable and you have no reason to be mad. Everything here is SUPPOSED to be a joke...
User avatar #24 to #23 - zombiestookmybike (07/30/2012) [-]
as soon as someone posts an opinion it's red thumb central down here. i normally don't bother, just post jokes and funny comments etc. i'm not talking about my sad past to get thumbs or sympathy. i don't want sympathy. i'm just trying to explain why i snapped at this one.. even though i shouldn't have to justify myself.
User avatar #25 to #24 - shadowsynergy (07/30/2012) [-]
Well that's ok, I understand that, but explaining yourself here will just dig you into a deeper hole.
#21 to #20 - milehighpride (07/30/2012) [-]
It's kay brah
It's kay brah
User avatar #29 to #13 - techketzer (07/31/2012) [-]
Would you kindly take your moralfaggotry off this site, please?
User avatar #22 to #12 - zombiestookmybike (07/30/2012) [-]
i'm sorry man. read below and see why i went a bit mental
#11 - fistpump (07/30/2012) [-]
Not even vegetarians can resist bacon.
Not even vegetarians can resist bacon.
User avatar #18 to #11 - RAWRgeorgiaa (07/30/2012) [-]
I'm probably going to sound like a pretentious asshole, but oh well.
I'm a vegetarian, and even when I ate meat I wasn't a great fan on Bacon. Too... drippy, I think.
#2 - hoffmeisterh (07/30/2012) [-]
Bacon turned my vegetarian friend into a meat eating carnivorous alpha male.   
The punchline is that he's Jewish.
Bacon turned my vegetarian friend into a meat eating carnivorous alpha male.
The punchline is that he's Jewish.
User avatar #3 - psydoc (07/30/2012) [-]
Make a new girlfriend out of bacon - problem solved.
#1 - gantalashama (07/29/2012) [-]
SOMEONE SAY BACON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#28 - leosidenslife (07/30/2012) [-]
Friend eating cereal.Gif by me.   
   
Very related to content.
Friend eating cereal.Gif by me.

Very related to content.
#14 - eternalcorn (07/30/2012) [-]
either way, you're just gonna feed her bacon?
either way, you're just gonna feed her bacon?
User avatar #9 - thefunnyside (07/30/2012) [-]
Not tonight you aren't
#7 - anon (07/30/2012) [-]
Just say it was your penis.

And then rape her.
#6 - anon (07/30/2012) [-]
More bacon for you.
User avatar #4 - fancyrikoo (07/30/2012) [-]
My hunger seems to be growing...
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