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Penis Envy. In response to the feminist claim that I, along with every other men ever to have existed, am a descriminating brute who not only finds it to my lik

In response to the feminist claim that I, along with every other men ever to have existed, am a descriminating brute who not only finds it to my liking to oppress women and own them as sex toys, but also believes firmly that it is the only right way to run our society.

One of the mest used and misused theories ever proposed by Dr. Sigmund Freud
must be Penis Envy. Basically, the theory suggests that women grow up envious
of net having a penis, and thus feel inferior to men. This would result in various
coping mechanisms, such as attacking the concept of manlihood and
desperately promoting their lacking . Of Course the theory has been
firmly debunked by later research, but what mest den' t realise is that it was and
still is very much true, even thaugh mest women easily ignore it using common
sense. We just den' t call it Penis Envy any mere. We call it Feminism.
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#18 - captnpl
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User avatar #13 - samthespiv
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Third time saying this.
Its only feminism if it's equal rights for women and men
No special rights for anyone.
Seriously.
#14 to #13 - anon id: 22dcef08
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Similarly, masculism is equal rights for men and women - not hating feminists
User avatar #28 to #13 - sorrowofdaedalus
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No, that's equality. Feminism is the idea that women deserve more than men either due to the cycle of nature or because of some other ******** reason they can think of.
#16 to #13 - realyboredguy
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Feminism
feminine
Sound the same, I see the ''female'' side but not the ''male'' side.
User avatar #22 to #13 - thesoulless
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That was the initial idea, but things got really weird when the fire nation attacked
#47 - fuckyeahpidgey
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I guess that makes Homosexuals more sexist, technically speaking.

After all, if some women want the power, position and characteristics of men, then Gay guys are effectively refusing any contact with the 'lower' gender that is the female.
#6 - fuckingchannels
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#25 to #6 - nnoit
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#12 to #6 - thehighwayman
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User avatar #17 - ritsuka
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when i was little i was jealous of my dad and brother for having a penis because they got to pee where they wanted and i didn't
User avatar #27 to #17 - sorrowofdaedalus
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.....Even with a penis, it's not acceptable to just start peeing everywhere. I'm sorry.
User avatar #29 to #27 - heartlessrobot
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It's not? Well, ****.
User avatar #30 to #29 - sorrowofdaedalus
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No, you can't do that either.
#33 to #30 - darthtomale
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User avatar #40 - cerebralassassin
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SO

is that why all these dumb bitches around here keep saying 'You can suck my dick or hold my nuts?'
User avatar #50 - izzygirl
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I'm not envious of not having a penis.
I see that as a huge weak point (no matter how small it is).
I mean, I've been kicked in the vagina; it hurt for a few seconds. I couldn't imagine how bad it would have been if I was male.

However, I will admit I am fiercely curious about how it feels for the other gender to have sex. But then again, doesn't everyone?
#51 to #50 - anon id: ae6e890f
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YOU'LL NEVER KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO WRITE YOUR NAME IN SNOW OR PISS ON A WALL IN SOME ALLEY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK. MALES 1 FEMALES 0
User avatar #52 to #51 - izzygirl
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You'll never know what it's like to have glorious breasts that you can grope at any time.

The jiggling sensation when doing something is quite nice.
User avatar #54 to #52 - angelojuusan
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...That makes me sad...I want awesome tits too!
User avatar #56 to #54 - izzygirl
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I'm sorry.
The only solutions are to become obese or pay for implants.
Either way, getting laid will be a bit difficult.


I'd **** a man with breast implants. Best of both worlds...
User avatar #57 to #56 - angelojuusan
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Honey, you'd be better served with a shemale at that point.
User avatar #58 to #57 - izzygirl
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Unfortunately, I don't think it will happen.
I did come close once. But she had already gone through the surgery and was completely male.
User avatar #59 to #58 - angelojuusan
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If I was a shemale, I'd never have any kind of surgery. I've got everything, why should I get rid of anything?
User avatar #61 to #59 - izzygirl
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I could understand through teenage years getting the surgery.
But once you're an adult, there's no point. You have everything. Keep it.
#55 to #51 - anon id: f9242813
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stop feeding the troll , wait until she reads all below comments
User avatar #67 to #50 - zeldapronmaster
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No?
#72 to #50 - stinkybiscuit
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Well, Freud's theory about "penis envy" isn't a concious envy of the male genitalia. It's based on the Oedipus complex, and can also be found in men (though with a bit of variation). We look at our parents, and we're desperate for their love - little boys are subconciously "in love" with their mother, and little girls are subconciously "in love" with their father. Now, when boy childs see that their mother only want to be romantically involved with their father, the boy starts adapting to their father's ways, in order to get better chances with their mother.

it's almost the same with girls, however, they don't adapt as much to their mother's ways, but rather start looking up to the father a lot more, thus creating the "penis envy", because without a penis, the girl can't ever be like the father.

It sounds messed up, but it's an important aspect of growing up and creating yourself as a person. This proces is, if I were to simplify it a whole lot, basically what determines sexuality and understanding of gender.
User avatar #74 to #72 - izzygirl
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While I love psychology, I have to say that this is quite possibly one of the most ridiculous things I've heard.
Of all five of my siblings, only one of them has the possibility to fall into this theory.

What does this say about families in which no father is present?
#76 to #74 - stinkybiscuit
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It's freud, so take it with a grain of salt - remember, he also based a lot of his theories on the fact that women were indeed a lower lifeform than men. After all, he lived a LOOONG time ago. I'm not excactly certain what happened to the theory, but there has without a doubt been some adjusments with time ;)
User avatar #80 to #76 - izzygirl
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Not to mention his opiate addiction.

Honestly, I've read some of Freud's theories, and I wonder why they are so prevalent in the field of psychology. Even by psychology's standards, they're pretty ridiculous.
#95 to #80 - stinkybiscuit
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You've got to take into account though, that psychology isn't a hard science. Nothing in psychology is a fact, and it's almost certain that a theory will change in a matter of seconds. There are of course some things that seem like the only possible solution, especially when entering the field of kinesiology. So really you can't dismiss any theory based on the fact that it's ludicrous - because the entire field of psychology is ludicrous.

I think the main reason we look at Freud like an icon, is because of the groundbreaking ideas he had when talking about psychoanalytics - for all we know, we wouldn't have had those now, had it not been for Freud. But now I'm moving into philosophy, which is a much larger subject, so I better stop now.
User avatar #60 to #50 - jasonvgrace
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You speak the words of truth, I've often wondered what it's like for women
#21 - wonderfulnonsense
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Just to clarify, being a psychology student working for my Ph.D, it doesn't necessarily mean they want a penis; it means they want to be men. From which all this stems.
User avatar #23 to #21 - sfranklin
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When i first learned Fruedian psychology i thought that there was no way he was right but the older i get the more i see that he was right about almost everything, a genius far ahead of his time. even the sexual stages arent ********, i thought it would be but it makes perfect sense after you start really paying attention to people.
#104 to #23 - wonderfulnonsense
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Right?! And when I first looked at it, I thought to myself "Sheesh. This guy is obviously sex deprived, lonely.. Everything ever stems from sex? Yeah, right. This guy is a radical screwball." But then, as I got older, it all just seemed to make more and more sense, until it was seriously incredibly, scarily, logical. Now, although the man was somewhat radical, and his science can't possibly be proven because of ethics of the modern day(if only he didn't stick to one type of test subject for his studies!), it all makes so much sense. I mean, wars can all be pinned down to a "mine is bigger than yours" battle, y'know? And almost infinite other examples supporting his theories. He's freaky accurate in a type where his theories could hardly even be applied, yet.
User avatar #105 to #104 - sfranklin
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PSYCHOLOGY BROFIST!!!!!!!!!!
#106 to #105 - wonderfulnonsense
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YESS.
User avatar #92 - SirVladimir
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Looks like someone just finished PSY 100...
User avatar #75 - thepurplebeetroot
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Feminism is complete and utter ********.
#81 to #75 - anon id: 6d845ec3
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Well, if you explain it that eloquently, I am completely convinced. You are really a master debater!
User avatar #96 to #81 - thepurplebeetroot
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Hahaha, i know its not said very well, but its what I think. I like how my comment is being thumbed down because they probably thing i'm an opinionated bloke. but im a girl, and I still think its ********.