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fucking china
Whal widh" yiis, i/ arise to sell yoda house
a construction company in China If a if ,
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Having a building built around your house would be awesome.
Driving home from work. Pull in your drive way and get out.
"Oh hey Carl how was work today?"
"Not to bad Mike, how about you?"
"Same day different shit"
"I hear ya there Mike"
"Say Carl what ever happened to Linda? You know the hot one, i used to look at her out my window when i jack off, i think she even saw me in the shower one day, she hasn't been at work recently has she?"
"Oh no she got fired for sleeping with the boss"
"No shit i always thought that stacy would be the one to do that"
"Oh no she got fired for that too"
"Wow...... What a guy. He why don't you come in for a drink."
"No thanks im ok, i actually gotta get home to the wife"
"Oh come on, only one drink, i mean really if we do get drunk you can crash here and when you wake up BAM your at work!"
"You know what, yea ill have a drink, my wife has been a bitch lately"
"Thats the spirit!"
And thats exactly how it would go. Awesome.
Driving home from work. Pull in your drive way and get out.
"Oh hey Carl how was work today?"
"Not to bad Mike, how about you?"
"Same day different shit"
"I hear ya there Mike"
"Say Carl what ever happened to Linda? You know the hot one, i used to look at her out my window when i jack off, i think she even saw me in the shower one day, she hasn't been at work recently has she?"
"Oh no she got fired for sleeping with the boss"
"No shit i always thought that stacy would be the one to do that"
"Oh no she got fired for that too"
"Wow...... What a guy. He why don't you come in for a drink."
"No thanks im ok, i actually gotta get home to the wife"
"Oh come on, only one drink, i mean really if we do get drunk you can crash here and when you wake up BAM your at work!"
"You know what, yea ill have a drink, my wife has been a bitch lately"
"Thats the spirit!"
And thats exactly how it would go. Awesome.
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ironsoul (07/30/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
I would prefer it that way. Makes my house more like an unassailable castle.
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beyondwolf ONLINE (07/29/2012) [-]
In China, if you leave your house and its unlocked and anyone walks into it than your house belongs to whoever walked into it.