The Dark Knight Vanishes.

It's actually 8 past five

What if the clock is broken ?

What if the clock was drawn?

No. its half past stop commenting.

No it's half past a monkeys ass quarter to his balls

... sure it is.

mydickisbigger

..... sure it is.


mydickislonger

..... i'm a fucking doctor bro. I will longer my dick with scissors and ductape if I want.

....i'm a fucking hard dick bro. i will longer my dick with scissors and another dudes dick and duct tape

>implying you will use my dick to better your's...

I'mokwiththis.jpg

your's... your's

....... ok, i am now confused soooo take this for confusing me

here is a gif for being confused

... sureeee

I don't wanna talk about it :(

Can i cut your dick off and attach it to mine with duct tape?

.... :l

Wouldn't be of much help

Well i'm 3" and strong, what are you?

All this talk about dicks is getting me excited!

Gee I dunno, 4-5 maybe?

Yeah but its actually half 2 past 10.

So... 10:01?

I thought the best line was : " A hero can be anyone, as simple as a man putting a jacket over a young boy's shoulders."


that one gave me the epics.

"You've given these people everything"

"Not everything, not yet"

Just..god damn, Batman. God damn..

What I still don't understand is howw the hell Gordon was able to remember that one moment that occurred decades ago while he was still a patrolman. He's probably had to comfort numerous kids so many times as a cop, how does he remember Bruce Wayne, of all people?!

you'd be surprised what memories stick around in your head.

Yeah, I suppose your right. What I really want to know is just how much fucked up shit cops actually remember

well that would be a fucked up shit. Seeing a boy after his parents where killed infront of him :P

Fucked up, yes, but not necessarily uncommon.

Because it was fucking Bruce wayne, the insanely rich billionaire whose parents murder sent the city into a frenzy

two of the most influential people in Gotham die and his son witnessed it so you try to comfort him. That is something anyone would remember.

i assume wayne has mentioned that line to him before

Come on, you gotta finish the quote.

"... to him know that the world hasn't ended yet."

I'm truly sorry. i just wrote that comment from memory, and i appreciate your help. The movie is really too good to disrespect with off quotes.

anne hathaway actually did an alright job.

damn right she did, so did her ass.

mfw she rode away on the batcycle

mfw

Agreed...

I think everyone in the movie did an excellent job.

that was pretty good, but I think the best line was:

WHERE IS DA TRIGGA?!?! WHERE IS IT ? WHERE IS? TELL ME WHERE IT IS!

Oh God I lol'd so hard at that.

I saw a midnight premier, (inb4 lol did you die?) and think of how much you laughed at the funny parts, and gasped at the awesome parts, then multiply it exponentially. There was so much energy and hype in that theater that something that every reaction was thunderous.

In short, midnight premieres are awesome.

Yeah, I went to the Avengers premier. The theater was full of so much more energy than usual.

That must have been even better. The first half of the Dark Knight was pretty funny, but The Avengers was continually hilarious.

Same way with the avengers. Worth the lost sleep

How did you get the black text? o_O

I won.

what did you win, the game?

That text...

next time you comment, look above the text. There's a toolbar that let's you change it.

I know, I didn't know there was black though

Using darkness as your ally? You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it...molded by it, I didn't see the light until I was a man, and by the time I did it was only blinding!

I fucking loled and everyone looked at me in the theater.

I was the with token black woman in the theater.

OH LORDIE ME! HYAHEEEEE everyone stared at us (including the guy who was there to prevent another audience shootout.)

I ONLY SEE BATMAN NOW GOD DAMNIT

**invalidstatementwo rolls 706**

jesus fuck

nice

epic roll

Not at all, but I'm saving it just because you are a goog guy anon.

how long till someone turns the picture around and says "LOOK! DUBZ!"

eeeyup

Merde...you think he saw me?

Batman needs one of those.

nope just hitler with boobs...

\b\ much?

just kidding i already know it because i said it in the first slide

This was great! too bad you commented so late :/

yeah just saw it 5 minutes ago.

i love comics like these cause they are so easily editable