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MFW sex is legal at the age of 14 in germany but youre allowed to watch porns at the age of 18...

>cant drink alcohol until 21
>can suck dicks for a living when 18

I live in fucked up Russia where you HAVE TO JOIN THE ARMY starting from 18 and until 27 years for 1 year. If you avoid duty you gonna go to jail for up to 2 years or pay fine. But good thing that our police is a bunch of lazy fuckers and they don't give a shit about guys who avoid. Anyway there's nothing to do in our army because it gives nothing... except service contract or how do you call it. My english sucks, Hope you got me.

Wait.. People can't play CoD until 18 years old?

Those are some late-bloomers on the headsets, then.

well no one from the army calls me a fat fag when im chilling at home
i think its fair

Turn 18, be sent to boot camp, given a rifle, shipped to a warzone to kill insurgents for a year
Cant go to the petrol down the street and buy some beer
Logic at its finest
MFW

When WWII broke out my grandpa lied about his age and joined up at 16.

This is the same thing as this:

Can't drive a forklift, even under supervision, until 18 years old..
Can hurl a 3/4 ton behemoth of a machine at hundreds of other people down the road at 35-60 mph. And you can even drive by yourself.

BECAUSE FUCK LOGIC, RIGHT?

There was a guy who I went to high school with, he never did any work and hardly came to school, his excuse was "I'm joining the army anyway so I don't need to come to school"
Left School
Army didn't accept him
He now has no job and looks like he should be on Jeremy Kyle
Mfw

>18 to play CoD
>Sees 8-12 year olds on it

I think this is implying that you have to join the army before you can handle the rustling of faggots on xbox live.

You are allowed to join the army and risk your life fighting for your country at 16.
Yet you have to be 21 to drink.

Yeah, because everyone who plays Black Ops is over 18...

Well in America it's rated 17+ and actually enlisting/being deployed in military is 18+

You can buy M games when you're 17... Maybe that's a Michigan law. Please feel free to correct me :)

Legal drinking, smoking and sex age in Norway: 16

Legal age for buying alcohol, porn and tobacco: 18.

The real problem is you join the military, vote, get married, move out on your own, and other things at 18, but i can't have a beer for 3 more years?

Well someone did not do any research.

Here you have to be 17 or older to buy an M game, and 18 to join the military.