Once my dick split open and a giant parastic worm bat flew out of my dong and continued to attack my family, and throw parastic fecal bombs at my dog. As I tried to fight it with my split open wang, it flew up into my ass and screetched as it puked up chowder infused with rotten skunk's ass-gumbo. As it burrowed through my intestines, it sang songs from seline dion to me. That's how you spell her name fuck you. We had bruttally agressive sex on the front lawn after that.