Or just name it Detroit

Speaking as someone who lives in England, I think the Olympics are already taking place in the shittest place on Earth. We used to rule all this shit. Now were reduced to some senile old coffin dodger who wakes up every morning as a result of a bowel movement. Once the opening ceremony had ended we should have simply announced that we are taking all of the leaders captive and assuming control of their lands and assets. We even had the stadium surrounded by armed police and army personnel.

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#74 to #34 - thunderkrux (07/28/2012) [-]

Yeah because that wouldn't cause a world wide backlash that cause massive armies to swarm England. Hostages or not their are some countries who don't give a fuck and they'll retaliate heavily, once the fighting breaks out London will be wiped and quite possibly be the start of WW3

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#78 to #74 - iliekcereal (07/28/2012) [-]

Hmmmm

That'd be pretty interesting.

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#254 to #74 - JoshBauer (07/29/2012) [-]

...is it weird that sometimes if I look deep down into myself, I realize that I'd want a world-changing event like this to happen just so life gets more interesting?

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#272 to #254 - thunderkrux (07/29/2012) [-]

Many others want something similar. Those people who want a zombie apocalypse to occur, they don't all just cannibalistic psychopaths and society shattering events to ensue, some people just want this monotonous madness to cease. You're free to make your own individual choices, but when it all comes down to it, it's all about go to school get a job get married and die. So no it's not weird, you just want something more out of life.

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#42 to #34 - N. Korean citizen (07/28/2012) [-]

You had missiles on residential rooftops to destroy potential terrorist aircraft, you definantly should have taken advantage of that. Sometimes I feel bad for Britain. You ruled the world and now you have almost nothing. It's a sad thing

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#116 - tylermcall (07/29/2012) [-]

Hey bro I'm from detroit, it's not that bad. Once you get through the ghetto your in Ontario.

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#147 - XXBIOHAZARDXX (07/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)

How about no countries at all?

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#148 to #147 - xxpartypoisonxx (07/29/2012) [-]

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#267 - imagangstapimp (07/29/2012) [+] (3 replies)

Or just name it Camden.

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#274 to #267 - MrNoHandsHeavy (07/29/2012) [-]

I live in New Jersey and I found this funny.

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#288 to #274 - swittig (07/29/2012) [-]

NEW JERSAYYYYYYYY

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#308 to #274 - imagangstapimp (07/29/2012) [-]

Lol, I live across the river from it in PA.

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#240 - ataliania (07/29/2012) [-]

I love Text From Dog.

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#149 - urinatingshrimp (07/29/2012) [+] (2 replies)

"or just name it detroit

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#178 to #149 - Diclonius (07/29/2012) [-]

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#150 to #149 - wilfredfanforever (07/29/2012) [-]

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#93 - imbatmanyo (07/29/2012) [+] (11 replies)

Mfw i live in detroit :c

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#101 to #93 - oxYKellark (07/29/2012) [-]

me too

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#100 to #93 - sourkid (07/29/2012) [-]

is it as shitty as everyone says it is?

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#117 to #100 - tylermcall (07/29/2012) [-]

Not really inner city is nice, but the outskirts are hell.

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#104 to #100 - distinct **User deleted account** (07/29/2012) [-]

It's not, some parts of Detroit are, but really the outskirts are the worst. Not the actual city of Detroit.

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#99 to #93 - distinct **User deleted account** (07/29/2012) [-]

Nice! I live in Flint, but it makes me sad when people talk crap about Detroit, when 95% of them have never even been there.

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#105 to #99 - sourkid (07/29/2012) [-]

ohh i see

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#106 to #105 - distinct **User deleted account** (07/29/2012) [-]

Yeah, it pisses me off when people talk about stuff they read/hear, because the media only wants to report all the bad stuff happening.

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#110 to #106 - sourkid (07/29/2012) [-]

plus the police suck so much.

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#114 to #110 - imbatmanyo (07/29/2012) [-]

YES THE POLICE SUCK. Call them they never come -_-

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#115 to #114 - sourkid (07/29/2012) [-]

they'd rather arrest a pothead then a fucking violent alcoholic

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#109 to #106 - sourkid (07/29/2012) [-]

thats right, & i live about an hour away from Chicago so nobody knows my town, they only know Chicago.

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#293 - tonicee (07/29/2012) [-]

Only watched it for the 40ft Voldemort.

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#287 - swittig (07/29/2012) [-]

We've got ourselves a globalist folks

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#200 - xbaconbitzx (07/29/2012) [-]

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#292 - creosote (07/29/2012) [-]

I believe you mean America.

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#259 - N. Korean citizen (07/29/2012) [-]

**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #96 at oh wow... ** mfw I receive texts from dog

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#258 - benedicto ONLINE (07/29/2012) [-]

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