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#239 - oggangsta (07/28/2012) [-]
Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
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#319 to #239 - N. Korean citizen (07/29/2012) [-]
10\10 would not bang
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User avatar #316 to #239 - cheshycatgrin (07/29/2012) [-]
No, copypasta from 4chan, dick.
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User avatar #308 to #239 - iamnottaco (07/29/2012) [-]
good for fucking you
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#303 to #239 - bigdongdaddy **User deleted account** (07/29/2012) [-]
I'm laughing at how butthurt everyone is over this. This is like the oldest copypasta out there.
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#301 to #239 - superbla (07/29/2012) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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#309 to #301 - N. Korean citizen (07/29/2012) [-]
I stopped reading that after the first line. faggot.
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#311 to #309 - superbla (07/29/2012) [-]
This is also copypasta, It's probably older than your first pubic hair.
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User avatar #296 to #239 - sissywoo (07/29/2012) [-]
first line second paragraph...my first thought was pat benatar. god i need a life
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#290 to #239 - N. Korean citizen (07/28/2012) [-]
lol, guidos.
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#274 to #239 - N. Korean citizen (07/28/2012) [-]
This is why nobody likes you FunnyJunk it's because you take him seriously.
This is just some fucking copy and pasta you guys suck.
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#265 to #239 - N. Korean citizen (07/28/2012) [-]
anyone who hasnt seen this troll post at least 3 times is quite the top notch newfag. 2/10
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#254 to #239 - N. Korean citizen (07/28/2012) [-]
I hope you guys know you got trolled.
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User avatar #249 to #239 - DisTurbdKanYE (07/28/2012) [-]
lets see i played rugby for my first 2 semesters till it got cancelled for my 4 yrs in highschool i played foot ball wresling and lecross and was captain for all 3 for my jr and senior years i now am a life guard at a ymca pool. now my openion on u.........none what so ever since i don't know u at all......so simply eat a dick
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#262 to #249 - luckodairish (07/28/2012) [-]
Dat grammar...
Dat grammar...
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User avatar #258 to #249 - shishabar (07/28/2012) [-]
Don't bother lying bro. He's just trolling
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User avatar #248 to #239 - benighted (07/28/2012) [-]
this should be on Top FJ.
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User avatar #269 to #248 - DisTurbdKanYE (07/28/2012) [-]
not lying played for the platt panthers for highschool in meriden ct, and for fairleigh dickinson in new jersy for 2 semesters i got teh jerseys to prove it
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User avatar #326 to #269 - moonshoes (07/29/2012) [-]
congratulations. we're all real proud of you
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#246 to #239 - moonshoes (07/28/2012) [-]
So sorry.
Carry on being super cool.
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