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#5 - rummler (07/28/2012) [-]
that was offensive...
how you may ask?
get grab a fucking chair and read this shit.
My earliest memory is when i was playing outside of a hospital. My mother was in their with my step father as he died slowly from cancer. At that time we lived in Palm Springs California. When he passed away my mother decided to move away, so she didn't have any memories of that place. We ended up in Las Vegas. We lived there for several years, she found a new guy by the name of Bill. Later we moved to a small town in Southern Idaho. Bill beat my mom, sooner or later the cops got called and hauled Bill away. While Bill was in jail she met yet another guy by the name of Rick. Rick was actually a pretty cool guy. Years pass, and i start to wonder about my biological father. My mom kept telling me that i was too young to know the true story. My 16th birthday came by, so she decided to tell me. My biological father had raped her and left her for dead. His name was Tim...



TL;DR = real father raped mom, i'm a rape baby, his name was Tim...

fuck you Tim.
#30 to #5 - gryx (07/29/2012) [-]
tim please
#28 to #5 - caiadaa (07/29/2012) [-]
I'm gonna guess this is sarcasm. If it is, go to 1. If it is not, go to 2.

1) Why are you getting red thumbs? I was amused. FJ cannot recognize sarcasm; no wonder it usually isn't funny.

2) You're retarded.

#38 to #28 - rummler (07/29/2012) [-]
haha it was ment for a 1, but i know if i try to tell everyone they'll think i'm retarded somehow, as only funnyjunk can. but oh well. not everyone can get 500 + green thumbs on a comment, i tried, didn't work out.
#20 to #5 - supersqueegee (07/28/2012) [-]
I sympathize your story... but...a name is just a name
I sympathize your story... but...a name is just a name
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#17 to #5 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (07/28/2012) [-]
That sucks and all but you hate everyone with the name Tim because of someone else named Tim who did some bad shit. That's fucking retarded.
#12 to #5 - N. Korean citizen (07/28/2012) [-]
My name's Tim, and I pamper my girlfriend like all hell. :/

It's not because she's Russian, and I'm Asian, so she could man handle my ass easily or anything... >.>
User avatar #6 to #5 - kingrayne ONLINE (07/28/2012) [-]
Do you hate all people named Tim because your real father was a rapist named Tim?
User avatar #7 to #6 - rummler (07/28/2012) [-]
yes
User avatar #23 to #7 - multicom (07/28/2012) [-]
i had a friend like this he hated when we all started smoking so he stopped being friends with us... then he started smoking
moral of the story your going to rape your wife
User avatar #10 to #7 - lostinthemusic (07/28/2012) [-]
What would you say if I told you...
Hello. My name is Tim.
User avatar #22 to #10 - ireallylikepotatoe (07/28/2012) [-]
You seem like a really cool guy Tim.
User avatar #16 to #10 - georgeojffs (07/28/2012) [-]
hi tim
User avatar #13 to #10 - FAILtim (07/28/2012) [-]
sup tim.
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User avatar #8 to #7 - kingrayne ONLINE (07/28/2012) [-]
Well thats a little... extreme I guess.
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