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Oh Noes!
Uploaded by: GainesWorthy
That feel when you put a toothpick in your toenail and KICK A WALL.
Credit to Hipster Consuela
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#24
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zhank (07/28/2012) [+]
(9 replies)
**zhank rolled a random image posted in comment #7190606 at FJ Pony Thread ** MFW family pictures..
#54
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epiknarwhalz (07/28/2012) [-] **epiknarwhalz rolled a random image posted in comment #7310788 at FJ Pony Thread ** MFW Family Pictures
#97
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turtlefucker (07/28/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
>Be a photographer at local mall "Glamour Shots"
>Get lots of family portraits, little league-ers, lonely singles takin' pics for dating sites, and a lot of fat ugly hoes tryna look sexy.
>HATE my job. Never used a camera in my life before this job. Still best in shop.
>So bored. Must find entertainment.
>Start set with new customers.
>Begin as normal. Get them dolled up and looking not so fugly. Generic background. A few odd poses. Couple different angles.
>"Okay, we're gonna do one more with the two of you. Now, Janet, place your left hand on his shoulder. Paul, if you could turn slightly to the COCK SUCKING FUCK!
>Snap picture
>Priceless
>Apologize. Excuse it away as tourettes and continue as normal.
>Not another word comes out of their stupid fucking mouths.
>Work is finally interesting.
>Do this every day, several times a day, for about a week and a half.
>Start a collection of shock-faced photos.
>Fired.
>???
>Profit.
>Get lots of family portraits, little league-ers, lonely singles takin' pics for dating sites, and a lot of fat ugly hoes tryna look sexy.
>HATE my job. Never used a camera in my life before this job. Still best in shop.
>So bored. Must find entertainment.
>Start set with new customers.
>Begin as normal. Get them dolled up and looking not so fugly. Generic background. A few odd poses. Couple different angles.
>"Okay, we're gonna do one more with the two of you. Now, Janet, place your left hand on his shoulder. Paul, if you could turn slightly to the COCK SUCKING FUCK!
>Snap picture
>Priceless
>Apologize. Excuse it away as tourettes and continue as normal.
>Not another word comes out of their stupid fucking mouths.
>Work is finally interesting.
>Do this every day, several times a day, for about a week and a half.
>Start a collection of shock-faced photos.
>Fired.
>???
>Profit.
