80HD

I don't know why i found this hilarious but i did

This reminds of this time where I heard someone say "Hey, what if they made 3D glass.. like.. for REAL LIFE! So we can see real life in 3D!" This chick was actually serious about it.
MFW

That's about as stupid as the HD sunglasses that let you see real life in HD.....

I actually own a pair of those, Grant-it, they're not the type of HD you'd think of.. But you can see things with them on and it 'seems' like HD.


Fuck it, I'll just take my red thumbs now.

I don't give a fuck, Anon.

Go back to your hole.

that means his vision is limited to a resolution, while the rest of us see in analogue (theoretically infinite resolution)
i would feel bad for this kid

Not with a vertical resolution of 80, he doesn't.

HAHAHA brilliant.

turn that into pill form please

**jelatinman rolls 90**

You rolled you comment number, that counts for something.

**paras rolls 67**

MFW double dubs.

Yay :D

Nicely done Mr. Mario

say what?

>Be 18
>Out with some dude with ADD for the day
>Fatass chooses to take me to McDonalds
>We talk for around an hour
>We leave
>MFW I took his phone when he wasn't looking for taking me to McDonalds

this whole thread

>Be happy phone.
>Have nice owner. He has ADD but I don't mind.
>As our time together grows, I watch his life go by, but he never becomes less attached to me.
>One day he meets girl.
>He still loves me the same, and I feel happy for him.
>Out one day at McDonalds, with girl and owner.
>He sets me down on tray, and I watch him talk to girl.
>Feel happy for him.
>He stands up and walks toward bin. Slightly confused.
>Opens bin lid. Worried now.
>Empties tray and me into bin. Really creeped now.
>Hear him walk away.
>Cry.

>Be Bin.
>Work at McDonalds.
>Every single fucking day of my life sucks.
>Have to swallow trash and left over cheese burgers everyday or get fired.
>One day someone makes me swallow a phone.
>Now I play snake everyday and make prank calls everyday.
>But I'm still a bin at McDonalds.

I feel bad for phone now...

lol that made me laugh xD

"Hey, I was in not too long ago and and my phone was on the tray and I think I accidentally scraped it into the bin, would it be alright if I have a look ?"

Done. Sorted.

i take focusyn

You spelled church wrong.

No. Where the fuck did you get that from?

I think anon's on FJ belong in that unbelievably stupid category.

What the fuck is this site called asshole.

Yeah, I'm scared of an internet douche bag. I've moved on.

You don't really believe people can be this stupid,
then you meet them on FunnyJunk

2/10, simply because I am actually bothering to say it.

Ultimate tard.

I have it, and I don't know what you're talking about. The home movies of me as a child are fucking hilarious.

my parents never made home videos of me
but the stories i have been told about me are fucking funny as

Fucking funny as what? HOW FUNNY ARE THEY? I NEED TO KNOW!

front page oc funny

So not funny at all?

well i found them shit funny i supose it is a matter of opinon