Mfw

>Have sex with common hook-up
>She's on the pill, cum inside
>Feelsgoodman.jpeg...more »

>Have sex with common hook-up
>She's on the pill, cum inside
>Feelsgoodman.jpeg
>Reach around in the dark to find something to clean up with
>FF 1 week
>Wake up for work at 6:45
>Work at bagel shop at 7, work with flour a lot
>Put on work shirt and realize it's covered in dried semen
>5 minutes till work, no time to do anything to clean it off
>Look for deoderant to cover obvious stench from shirt but realize i ran out the previous day
>Go to work, fellow employees just think it's flour from my previous work day
>They keep saying something smells good
>Finally smell me and say I smell amazing
>MFW