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Some people are born heroes....

some not so much.

Man, all i know is i heard I dori'
shots and smoke and I just Hero, I saw a woman in a
thought "lawd help me get difficult situation, alone.
the fee” outta here allwell trying to protect not two
em too young to diel Once children and I could not
l was safe l got all hary,. rry just leave her there, I later
and thought about getting thought that maybe I may
e "Happy Meal", that' s when not have made it out alive
i remembered my girl had by helping this woman. but
all the money, that' s when Iwas with that, knowing
i realized they were still that she and her children
back at the theater! made it out alive...
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#35 - faithrider (07/27/2012) [+] (8 replies)
heard shots and smoke
heard...smoke
HEARD...SMOKE
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#37 - StareCar has deleted their comment [+] (10 replies)
#25 - Skatrpunk (07/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
How it feels to chew 5 gum
How it feels to chew 5 gum
#204 - Digitalphear (07/28/2012) [+] (3 replies)
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Jarrell Brooks is the real Dark Knight.
#5 - anonymous (07/27/2012) [+] (12 replies)
Kind of makes you wonder whether or not you should be calling people ******* all the time, eh, internet?
User avatar #6 to #5 - peanutbuttahjellah (07/27/2012) [-]
There's a difference between ******* and black people.
#28 - helenwheels (07/27/2012) [+] (2 replies)
"I ran back into the theater with a killer on the loose....
Because I had the munches"

legit story is legit.
#249 - broadwaykeiser (07/28/2012) [+] (8 replies)
Everyone's a hero in their own way!
Everyone's a hero in their own way!
#197 - anonymous (07/28/2012) [+] (14 replies)
so a man runs and tries to save himself. and he is a coward.
and a man who sacrifices his own life, is a real man. it kinda makes me think that women think men are less worthy. because i havent often heard of women sacrificing for their men. "its a man´s responsibility to protect their family" yes, maybe. but it seems to me that women think their "hero" is going to do everything for you. i think you cant shout coward at somebody if you wouldnt have done it yourself. (sacrificing or putting yourself in danger for others). post as anon because expecting lots of hate.
ps. it natural instinct to get away from danger. dumbasses!
#208 to #197 - anonymous (07/28/2012) [-]
yeah, but to 						*******					 leave your 4 month old baby and fiance and then, not even 						*******					 remember that you left them till you got hungry, what a 						*******					 douche bag   
   
No where did it say he was a coward, that 						****					 would be scary as all hell, but there is no argument that he's a complete DOUCHE    
   
You're focusing too much on the fact that the guy on the right was protecting a woman (the woman was protecting her children the best she could already), the fact that he was willing to put himself in harms way for someone he didn't even know is what makes him a BAMF   
   
fyi, it's also a natural instinct to protect your young, this guy 						*******					 dropped his baby and ran like a BITCH!
yeah, but to ******* leave your 4 month old baby and fiance and then, not even ******* remember that you left them till you got hungry, what a ******* douche bag

No where did it say he was a coward, that **** would be scary as all hell, but there is no argument that he's a complete DOUCHE

You're focusing too much on the fact that the guy on the right was protecting a woman (the woman was protecting her children the best she could already), the fact that he was willing to put himself in harms way for someone he didn't even know is what makes him a BAMF

fyi, it's also a natural instinct to protect your young, this guy ******* dropped his baby and ran like a BITCH!
#290 - crotchmonkey (07/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#244 - radtroll (07/28/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#32 - mazztricks (07/27/2012) [+] (2 replies)
But then the shooting which has rocked the nation happened, and Mr. Rohrs demonstrated that, far from being kind, he actually might be exactly the wrong person for someone to date. According to reports, Mr. Rohrs not only didn’t try to protect his girlfriend or her children, but he actually rushed for the exit and got into his car, leaving them behind.   
   
thats the left guy..
But then the shooting which has rocked the nation happened, and Mr. Rohrs demonstrated that, far from being kind, he actually might be exactly the wrong person for someone to date. According to reports, Mr. Rohrs not only didn’t try to protect his girlfriend or her children, but he actually rushed for the exit and got into his car, leaving them behind.

thats the left guy..
#345 - marconde (07/28/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Zero to Hero ♫
#134 - mlprapist (07/28/2012) [-]
and what would you be covering up
#87 - anonymous (07/27/2012) [+] (27 replies)
MFW everyone on funnyjunk would probably not sit in front of a bullet when the time comes to be a hero, and in fact will probably end up doing the exact same as the guy on the left. The situation is a scary one and it's your life. you do not know what you will do in the spur of the moment knowing in any second your life could be ended. yeah the guy on the right did an amazing thing, but 85% of the population would probably pull out as soon as they could

inb4 reds because i see your hypocritical opinions
#140 - melxgirl (07/28/2012) [+] (5 replies)
He left his kid and girlfriend behind... So you're telling me he ran like a little bitch, and this pothead only realized he did so when he wanted a Happy Meal? Why did he get to live?
He left his kid and girlfriend behind... So you're telling me he ran like a little bitch, and this pothead only realized he did so when he wanted a Happy Meal? Why did he get to live?
#156 - kfcinafrica (07/28/2012) [-]
tyrone got it right for real
#20 - TheCodFather (07/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
the left is fake btw
User avatar #144 - bluekisses (07/28/2012) [+] (9 replies)
In honest reply to that situation, I would drop to the floor and pretend to be dead. Trick is to not let the shooter see you duck, you want to do it when he is not looking. In the mass confusion he would probably think he already shot you. Also being a dark theater is slight advantage.


But even then that is small chance of surving.
User avatar #7 - banush (07/27/2012) [+] (6 replies)
The left guy is not even close to what he said. Like none of it is true, he ducked down covering his baby...
User avatar #22 to #7 - majorcris (07/27/2012) [-]
He didn't duck down to cover his baby, he lost his kid and ******* ran.
He only came back when his girlfriend called him from the hospital.
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