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Product legality in Merica. This comic is protected under the law OPISAFAGGOT. (Other Political Ideas is Severely Asinine For Americans GoinG Out of Town). Any

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User avatar #18 - theavatarspupil
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i have a feeling that kinder surprise eggs are banned because a bunch of dumb bitches allow kids that are WAY too little to eat these, and the stupid bitch wasn't paying any ******* attention to her goddamn baby cause she was having a ******* cigarette or some stupid ******* **** like that and her dumb ass kid ******* ate the whole ******* thing (or at least tried to) and choked to death and i was the dumb bitches own goddamn fault, but OH NO! it is the ******* COMPANY'S fault! so she takes her bitchy dumb bitch ass and sues or something. note: this happens MANY MULTIPLE TIMES, so the goddamn government ******* bans the ******* thing, and now if you are driving back from Canada with one, you can get fined $300 or even have your car searched and have them all confiscated. **** YOU, ALL YOU DUMB BITCH MOTHERS WHO DID THIS!
#132 to #18 - anon id: e464f399
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That's not the reason they're illegal in US.

There is a law that forbids non-food items inside food unless they serve a purpose. (e.g. a stick in a lollipop is used as a handle)

Kinder eggs have never been legal in the US. Ever.
#167 to #132 - jakeattack
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no i used to have them they were banned once the kid choked
User avatar #354 to #18 - johnlemon
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(07/28/2012) [-]
They're banned because of a fear of over the boarder drug smuggling.
User avatar #453 to #18 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu
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Or for drugs transportation. nuff said.
User avatar #22 to #18 - JariWeis
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I **** you not, a retarded kid choked on one and the parents sued, and now we life with the results.
#94 to #22 - chiktikkavaspaus
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User avatar #19 to #18 - theavatarspupil
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*it
#24 - bcclittlewill
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no bucky balls? really?
no bucky balls? really?
User avatar #245 to #24 - starvaggi
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(07/27/2012) [-]
But I played with them like two months ago... Was the ban that recent?
User avatar #385 to #24 - RisenLichen
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(07/28/2012) [-]
The government is trying to make them illegal but you can still buy bucky balls, dont worry
#25 to #24 - pineapplepeople
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(07/27/2012) [-]
Yeah, some ********** kid ate them and died, so our government was all like "IT BE THE TURRORISTS! THEY BE USIN' MAGNUTS!!!" and banned them. ******* asswipes.
#29 to #25 - brandonstanford
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(07/27/2012) [-]
So with that logic if some kid swallowed some bullets would they ban them?   
MERICA!
So with that logic if some kid swallowed some bullets would they ban them?
MERICA!
#30 to #29 - pineapplepeople
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(07/27/2012) [-]
I want a kid to swallow a bald eagle so they' be all like "what the **** do we do now?"
User avatar #54 to #30 - mrvalane
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(07/27/2012) [-]
They ban freedom
****
#57 to #54 - walruskiwi
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(07/27/2012) [-]
but they already did that
User avatar #209 to #57 - JoshBauer
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(07/27/2012) [-]
I know you're probably joking, but if not, and you live here in the U.S., you're the kind of person the rest of the world hates. You have so much freedom and yet you complain about not having any.
User avatar #239 to #209 - bosskiss
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(07/27/2012) [-]
yet america scores number 19# on the democracy index
User avatar #256 to #239 - JoshBauer
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(07/27/2012) [-]
19 out of what?
User avatar #299 to #256 - bosskiss
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User avatar #356 to #299 - JoshBauer
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19 out of 167 is pretty good...
And UK is #18 yet I don't ever hear anyone bitching about how much they're restricted living there.
User avatar #392 to #356 - bronan
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(07/28/2012) [-]
Restricted by all weapons being illegal isnt so restricted.

We are pretty much more freedomerish(?) than america in terms of foods and fun toy things being legal.
User avatar #428 to #392 - JoshBauer
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Yea, if you think Kinder Eggs determine whether a country is free or not, then the U.S. is North Korea.
User avatar #700 to #428 - bosskiss
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it isn't about freedom it is about being that stupid to ban kindereggs above weapons

User avatar #701 to #700 - JoshBauer
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I'm positive it was some idiot that decided to ban them, and everyone else that has the power to allow them again really doesn't give a **** about such a small thing. Wonderballs suit me just fine.
User avatar #151 to #25 - srskate
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(07/27/2012) [-]
that was the funniest murican accent ive ever read
#26 - fantomen
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(07/27/2012) [-]
Fun fact: The Barrett company refuses to sell their rifles to the government and police of California, because they won't allow civilians to own them too.
#519 to #26 - anon id: 3672ee28
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sweet
#333 - gimmeyobrain
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(07/28/2012) [-]
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#27 - BingoFingaz
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(07/27/2012) [-]
Also, Scotland's national food, Haggis, is illegal. Apparently it's too unhealthy, even though most Americans eat **** tons of McDonalds.
User avatar #35 to #27 - notsain
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McDonalds IS Haggis...stupid asian. I think, or whatever. Tastes good though.
#114 to #35 - anon id: d3d7dfb6
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**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #10 at Chia-anime ad blocker ** Woah there don't need to resort to faggotry.
User avatar #221 to #27 - Konigsteiger
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(07/27/2012) [-]
Are you sure? I used to live in the state of Virginia when I was in the States, and this one Scottish restaurant called "The Highlander" served Haggis. It was their "top dish", apparently.
User avatar #702 to #221 - BingoFingaz
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Well, I heard it's illegal but maybe it's just in some states.
#713 to #702 - anon id: 495a3d44
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true haggis will never be eaten in the US until the FDA deems that lungs are "safe" for human consumption...
User avatar #34 to #27 - fantomen
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(07/27/2012) [-]
yeah, but McDonalds isn't made from the stomach contents of sheep.
User avatar #36 to #34 - DmOnZ
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Yeah, it's made from it's bowel contents.
User avatar #78 to #36 - bulletcatcher
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(07/27/2012) [-]
No, it's sheep heart and lung minced and cooked in it's stomach... You might not like the taste, but you're certainly not eating ****.
User avatar #98 to #78 - DmOnZ
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I was actually referring to McDonalds... I'm Scottish/Canadian after all... I don't think Robbie Burns would be very forgiving if I said that about haggis.
User avatar #99 to #98 - bulletcatcher
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HA

I get it :3 thumbz time
User avatar #44 - zzforrest
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(07/27/2012) [-]
Wait bucky balls are illegal? **** I own some!
#45 to #44 - grahamf **User deleted account**
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User avatar #46 to #45 - zzforrest
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That's their fault, the little assholes.
User avatar #231 to #46 - tables
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(07/27/2012) [-]
it truly is like saying a man can't have steak because babies can't eat them...
User avatar #396 to #45 - RisenLichen
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(07/28/2012) [-]
not yet, they're still trying and they're very close to being illegal, but you can still but bucky balls
#322 - sabukonoerika
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(07/28/2012) [-]
It's getting to the point where I start to hate everyone. Not just the "retards" dieing trying to eat everything, but the government making things illegal just because a retard died.

It's the parents fault for not watching their special or young children handling small, choke-able objects.

******* tits
#345 to #322 - anon id: 7583bb0c
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(07/28/2012) [-]
So right you are. Our society is ****** up and we are becoming overly sensitive and sue happy. What happened to the good ol days where things like that can happen, and people just say, well thats what you get dumbass. But no, one ********** ruins it for everyone else
#363 to #322 - anon id: d286ecf0
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Gotta love not liveing in Merica :)
User avatar #382 to #322 - tenaciousjon
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We actually learned about something related to this in Ethics class a while back. It had to do with ridiculous warning labels being put on things because one person did something stupid with it.

By the way, I agree with you 107%
#461 - xxxdemongirl
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(07/28/2012) [-]
And of course, kids swallowing the buckeyballs is totally the buckeyballs' fault... same thing with that woman spilling McDonalds coffee back in the 90s...
User avatar #469 to #461 - samoaspider
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i'm sorry, but i haven't heard about the coffe incident. could you enlighten me please?
User avatar #472 to #469 - xxxdemongirl
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There was this woman in 1992 who spilled McDonalds coffee on her lap. She proceeded to sue the company because of burns she sustained, because she claimed that she wasn't informed that the coffee was hot. That's why there's a warning now.
User avatar #477 to #472 - samoaspider
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-the coffe was hot
-woman spilled it on her lap by her own fault
-goes to court in order to sue McDonalds for making hot coffe


.... Seriously? What. The. H.
User avatar #480 to #477 - xxxdemongirl
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The sad part is the fact that she won...
User avatar #483 to #480 - smaaen
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If memory serves, not only did she win, she is set for life with the money she got.
User avatar #486 to #483 - xxxdemongirl
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Not really set for life. The court ruled for McDonalds to give her $160,000 in direct damages, and $480,000 in punitive damages. It was originally set for $2.7 million, but it was reduced.
User avatar #493 to #486 - smaaen
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Ah, well there ya go. But still, $640.000, if spent/used wisely would last you a long while. Especially back in early 90's.

Then again, not American, so not sure about the prices for everyday life there compared to here. Cheers for the information though.
#512 to #493 - anon id: 542d66a2
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Damn i forgot about how the value of currency went down over the 20 years. She actually had even more than enough to retire than now.
#503 to #486 - anon id: 542d66a2
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You need $600,000 to retire, she got more than $600,000. That means she is set for life.
User avatar #497 to #480 - idiotapocalypse
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I heard that in an investigation of the restaurant, it was found that the coffee machine was on a much higher temperature then it was supposed to be.
User avatar #672 to #497 - xxxdemongirl
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But she blamed McDonalds for her spilling her coffee...
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User avatar #289 to #203 - deltadeltadelta
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As far as I know there has never been a case of an American kid dying from a Kinder surprise. They were never sold in the US to begin with because the US government says no to any food that has non-edible contents inside.

A kinder surprise is a chocolate shell surrounding a plastic egg which contains a toy.

The US government however is perfectly fine with cracker jacks.
#216 to #203 - anon id: 69bef793
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It's simple

We preventively kill all retards
#138 - yourmomsfuckbuddy
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(07/27/2012) [-]
Im getting sick of congress and all the ******** in politics

all they care about is money and more time in office
User avatar #436 to #138 - cfeuer
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(07/28/2012) [-]
the effects of weed in action.