Dude

What the fuck do you want you fuckin' dick?

"Fuck" perhaps the only words more versatile.

After reading that 'Dude' sounds stupid in my ears.

Story time FJ: So me and my friend were driving to a team party after our football practice, and we decide to try and race some teammates there. Except we don't know where exactly the fuck we're going, but we have directions so we're following those. My buddy is driving my Chrysler LeBaron and flooring it, blasting a Mortal Kombat theme song remix. Up ahead a minivan stops and we're looking for the road to turn on, so we don't see it. I spot it. If I had yelled car or stop we would have been fine. What do I say? "Dude, DUDE, DUDE! DUDE!!!! *squel-SMASH* Duuuuuuuuude." We hit this minivan HARD. So hard that it's engine turned off. So hard that two streets up a police car flew out and pulled over the car that went around us. FUCKING HARD. So we pull into a parking lot to inspect the damage. You know what the damage was to my American made solid metal monster? The license plate was bent, that was all. God I miss that car.

Pic related: it looked exactly like that. True story, I'll shut up and wander off now.

my roommate's been staring at me while i sit here saying dude in all the different ways...

this is the closest approximation i have of his face

**appleshakes rolled a random image posted in comment #17 at Thug Life ** mfw...

Mfw

I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

holy shit. Haven't been to fj for a week, and this is the first thing i see. So there's funny content on fj again?

Dude...

**rtchris rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at Caption and post results ** dude

And now the word Dude sounds weird to say.