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#2 - WISDOMANON **User deleted account** (05/01/2010) [+] (2 replies)
i would say this was,

* puts sunglasses on*

a "sticky"situation?
User avatar #26 - kesley (05/02/2010) [+] (7 replies)
I am never calling it semen again, from now on, it's man chowder.
#19 - redeyedbunny (05/02/2010) [-]
Could have been worse- you could have been caught watching 70's porn.
#57 - Bongofdestiny (05/02/2010) [+] (7 replies)
And my mom got scared she said "you're moving with your auntie and uncle to bel-air'
User avatar #52 - Happiness (05/02/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Unconscious 12 year old with an erection... lucky pedobear didnt strike
User avatar #1 - jasonwhirlybird (05/01/2010) [+] (1 reply)
damn dude, bad luck eh?
#40 - NaziYahtzee **User deleted account** (05/02/2010) [-]
Sorry but it made me laugh so hard
User avatar #22 - chimaira (05/02/2010) [-]
coulda had a v8
User avatar #42 - Happiness (05/02/2010) [-]
Sit down while you masturbate... it saves lives (or your dignity)
+8
#10 - Nachodood **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #9 - MoonOnAMish (05/02/2010) [-]
ahh... the wonders of growing up.
User avatar #28 - NinjaGrapefruit (05/02/2010) [-]
I bet his dad was proud.
User avatar #18 - jakedalaxer (05/02/2010) [-]
atleast you didnt cum ants.... lol
User avatar #46 - squeaky (05/02/2010) [-]
That sucks more than a whore vaccuming.
User avatar #24 - Monopoly (05/02/2010) [+] (4 replies)
**Monopoly rolls 699** come on triples
User avatar #70 - OhReally (05/02/2010) [+] (1 reply)
ok, ok. this is my first ejaculation story:

my mom and brother were out of town (grocery shopping), and I always liked masterbating, but nothing ever came out. This time, I was determined to get something out. So I went to the bathroom, and sat on the toilet and started jackin' it. about 5 minutes later, my heart started pounding and I felt the best feeling ever. I swear my neighbors could hear me moaning. I kid you not, there was at least 1 pound of cum coming out of my dick, and I felt soooo relieved. I felt like going to sleep right there, but I couldn't. I wiped the cum off, pulled up my pants and continued on like nothing happened.
User avatar #64 - Blitzz (05/02/2010) [+] (1 reply)
80's porn...? I can't even imagine that, mullets...
User avatar #53 - MattSwan (05/02/2010) [-]
Could have been worse. The porn could have been German.
User avatar #33 - murphypop (05/02/2010) [+] (3 replies)
this sounds like an FML
User avatar #35 to #33 - ComicFan (05/02/2010) [-]
LOOK AT THE NAME
User avatar #7 - Jakolantern (05/02/2010) [-]
orgasmic
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