Through ages

pikachu

Don't crop shit out. Found at CollegeHumor.com

Me through all ages.

I am still in the middle school stage... I am halfway through highschool, beta as fuck.

The way the girls faces are drawn in middle school and high school reminds me of the Goofy movie with Max and his crush

Pic sort of related

i got friendzoned by all of my highschool crushes

Your argument is invalid.

Please tell me I'm not the only one who doesn't have an interest in relationships? I'm not against them at all, but I've always been odd and never felt the need to have one, just have friends to hang out with. I've had one relationship, but it was a pretty funny/cool story (bro) - It is from the delights of my childhood at about eight years old: I had a girlfriend, but it was decided by her.

Literally: She told me I was her girlfriend, and that was what it was for like four years. I was a dumb child, so I was all like 'Okay lol'. She didn't like put me on a leash, but she might as well have because she scared me into doing shit like kissing; demanding for a ring for our future marriage (I don't know why, but I took my mum's engagement ring to give to her because I was a little downy child, which was eventually given back); and dumping me about ten times because I didn't do a specific thing she wanted, to all of which I was like 'okay lol' to because I didn't know what the fuck was going on (like the average 12 year old now, amirite?) She once dumped me because I didn't want to roll down the window in the car on the way to an amusement park, and we got back together later on that day. Another day she just decided she wanted to go out with my friend instead, so she said quite simply "I'm leaving you" and went and sat with him. I sat there and took it because I still didn't know what was going on. Secondary/High school sort of broke this classic Romeo and Juliet tale of love and struggles, and we went on with our own thing. I felt nothing, but I'm sure relief was in there somewhere.

TL;DR or IDGAF: I was beyond whipped and was a slave, and I was a retarded child.

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I'm in high school, and that shit is so wrong.

Dat nurse

What happened to OP through the ages

I just go straight for dat ass. I don't hesitate

pre-school-pokemon shirt
elementary school- pikachu eraser
middle and high school- no pikachu (what the fuck man?)
college- pikachu sticker on laptop
early adulthood- pikachu mug
middle age- pikachu picture on wall
old age- no pikachu