Janitors need some sense of humor.

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#1 - invshika (07/26/2012) [+] (28 replies)

#4 to #1 - Harkonnen (07/26/2012) [-]

When women are horny and sexually aroused, they secrete lubricant in their vaginas to prep for sexual intercourse. This is vernacularly referred to as becoming wet. Hence, wet floors.

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#16 to #4 - N. Korean citizen (07/26/2012) [-]

I got a boner reading this.

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#189 to #4 - bladebeast (07/27/2012) [-]

...now i want to make an account called Atreides

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#236 to #189 - puppybiscuit (07/27/2012) [-]

Then I'm gonna make one called Kwizatz Haderach

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#247 to #236 - alucord (07/27/2012) [-]

come at me bro

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#10 to #4 - riefenstahl (07/26/2012) [-]

You're username is awesome (a fellow Dune fan)

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#34 to #10 - themindsculpture (07/26/2012) [-]

Your*

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#53 to #34 - doctorlean **User deleted account** (07/26/2012) [-]

your fukkin stoopid

sarcasm

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#117 to #53 - N. Korean citizen (07/27/2012) [-]

*you're *fucking *stupid.

Fucking idiots everywhere. You woulda thought he would done the right version when it was just corrected.

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#180 to #117 - N. Korean citizen (07/27/2012) [-]

anyone else read this in nova's "minecraft guide" voice?

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#167 to #117 - N. Korean citizen (07/27/2012) [-]

You didn't get it did you, did you?

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#165 to #10 - ariachnotred (07/27/2012) [-]

Atreides ftw.

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#66 to #10 - asmodeu (07/26/2012) [-]

Yes, I own lots of awesome.

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#36 to #4 - N. Korean citizen (07/26/2012) [-]

secret*

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#2 to #1 - owmyballs (07/26/2012) [-]

it's a movie about male strippers, i think... does that help?

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#136 to #2 - wilddittoappears (07/27/2012) [-]

would be way more funny if would know that movie before

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#15 to #1 - kalimah (07/26/2012) [-]

googled magic mike and got a group of shirtless men
add this to the explanation below

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#21 - MagicalMike (07/26/2012) [-]

If only I knew before I made this account...

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#121 - Foltzie (07/27/2012) [+] (6 replies)

I got in trouble at the movies...

Once

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#141 to #121 - Lionclaw (07/27/2012) [-]

i was waiting for this

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#149 to #121 - Rahmaniac (07/27/2012) [-]

I torrented the Dark Knight Rises, but halfway through the movie some asshole came storming in the theater and shot a bunch of people including the camera man.

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#144 to #121 - mrfartypants (07/27/2012) [-]

i would kill to watch the new batman movie

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#145 to #144 - Foltzie (07/27/2012) [-]

So did he...

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#150 to #121 - mytrakytra (07/27/2012) [-]

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#143 - shaunr (07/27/2012) [+] (2 replies)

funny how society seems to becoming more sexualized but the likelihood for me getting laid is not increasing.

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#161 to #143 - doctorpibber (07/27/2012) [-]

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#184 to #143 - nycdood (07/27/2012) [-]

Yeah, but if you go back through history, and across the world, you'll see that we aren't the only sexualized society to have exist. We just see more of it now because of modern technology (internet, TV, movies, shows, ect.).

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#8 - N. Korean citizen (07/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)

**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #271 at Meanwhile, on the NSFW Brony board ** janitor's reaction

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#24 - Benka (07/26/2012) [+] (9 replies)

I know that feel brah.

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#28 to #24 - noodlemunch (07/26/2012) [-]

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#29 to #24 - crazyapachepilot (07/26/2012) [-]

cmags are a bitch huh?

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#37 to #24 - oniguru (07/26/2012) [-]

Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the killer in a town east of Denver

A bit east of Denver going to school
Tryin to be a neurosurgion is what I most do
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
Thinkin about shootin up a movie too
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
started following me cause i wore a hood
I got into 1 oral arguement and my mom got scared
she said "You'll never be anything like the batman fanfare"

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
License plate said "fuckyou" and had batman in the mirror
If anything I could say I lost my last hair
So I thought hey I'ma get my guns and go make people care!

I pulled up to the theater about 12:08
and yelled to the audience SORRY IM LATE
Shootin around I was finally there
I was the joker at the batman premier

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#158 to #37 - awesomedragonman (07/27/2012) [-]

how long did it take you to come up with that?

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#78 to #37 - N. Korean citizen (07/26/2012) [-]

This was actually very funny and saddening for reminding me of what he did.

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#33 - urimac (07/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)

I went to see magic mike and my friend asked me if I wanted a drink....mfw

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#108 - mewoveyouwongtime (07/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)

>Be me, two weeks ago
>Cousins ask if I would like to see Magic Mike
>Think for a second
>Say sure
>Free movie bro
>They pause for a moment

>"Are... Are you sure?"

>"Yeah, it'll be fun

MFW I realize Magic Mike isn't the sequal to Just Like Mike

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#111 to #108 - bdowns (07/27/2012) [-]

**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #61932 at Anime & Manga **

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#159 - N. Korean citizen (07/27/2012) [+] (2 replies)

**anonymous rolls 00**

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#188 to #159 - N. Korean citizen (07/27/2012) [-]

**anonymous rolls 61**

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#93 - N. Korean citizen (07/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)

So, I guess that room is very, very wet.

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#91 to #73 - N. Korean citizen (07/27/2012) [-]

FALCON PUNCH!

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#12 - fadardarkblade (07/26/2012) [+] (2 replies)

Oh yeah? i radioed my manager after cleaning the theater regarding what to do with wet seats :P

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#17 to #12 - KillYourself (07/26/2012) [-]

what'd you do?

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#146 to #17 - fadardarkblade (07/27/2012) [-]

well they didnt get the joke and told me to put a cover over the seat lol

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#173 - shamefulhumor (07/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)

Some of my finest work.

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#39 - acarrot (07/26/2012) [-]

**acarrot rolled a random image posted in comment #19 at Is that a Velociraptor ** mfw i walk into the theater

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#57 - impossiblemyazz (07/26/2012) [-]

I'll have you know my sense of humor is quite nice.

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#79 - lolfire (07/27/2012) [-]

Someone's stealing this joke already ?

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#67 - hentaisweetie (07/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)

**hentaisweetie rolled a random image posted in comment #61 at what **
<My stripper.

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#68 to #67 - hentaisweetie (07/26/2012) [-]

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