In town, or around?

IN TOWN OR AROUND?
This one says, best paper towel in town.
But this one says, best paper towel around!
Ladies and gentlemen, for eight years I have pondered this question.
EIGHT YEARS. I have lost sleep. But I some to you with the answer.
One of the two options is invariably better than the other,
and I' m going to show you how and why so that the next time
you have this dilemma, you can make the right choice.
Okay, so, mm got Paper A the best in town.
And Paper B, the but paper towel around.
Here' s our town,
and the Barg' n Mart containing Papery
and Paper B.
Now, the first thing our brains tell us is, well this is unsolvable.
We need to doiing the radius of 'Around'. first. because the
answer is different" It' s bigger than the town, or not, right?
Wrong.
Let' s go through this,
Here' s an illustration when ‘Around is
an area radiating from the Aarg' n Mart,
but which is smaller than the town.
B CLAIMS to be the best paper towel in around’,
but A is the but paper towel in town, a -
which overlaps at barg' n mart. They simply could
not possibly coexist, both being the best of
their area In this scenario.
one of the two is better.
We can change 'Around' to exist in it larger
area than the town itself. But we run into
the same problem
B may be the best paper towel around when
it' s outside of town, but when 'Town' and
around‘ exist in the same place, only one
of them can be the best.
It both A and B have truthful advertising,
there can only be one conclusion.
Around" is completely removed from the town.
Paper B is sold in Around', but Papery is not. This allows B
to be the best paper towel around. even though it happens to
also be sold in town.
But because Paper B is sold in town, and Papery is still the
best paper towel in town, Paper A is exclusively better.
The but paper towel in town can only be the best paper
towel at that Barg' n Mart, and Spongebob has to pick that one.