The Sloth Theory. . Kristina- My & Sandy' s theory- (don' t get all offended I' m not trying to make a bad situation into a joke, I' m just saying...) James Hol
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The Sloth Theory

Kristina-
My & Sandy' s theory- (don' t get all offended I' m not trying to make a
bad situation into a joke, I' m just saying...)
James Holmes is a twin, but he was the "normal" twin. The other one
was all kinds of messed up, so his parents locked him up like Sloth from
The Goonies, and all he had to entertain himself were comics and books
about war.
James goes and becomes all smart and his parents like him more than
the Sloth twin, and the Sloth twin is hurt by it. So, one day, Sloth
escapes, kills James, hides his body, and takes over his identity. They
look Just enough alike so people don' t question it. Sloth goes and drops
his brother out of school, buys some prostitutes, takes some pills, and
dyes his hair. Then, to ruin his brother' s reputation, he does what he did
and gets caught, so everyone hates James.
mos again, don' t get offended. You know how my mind works.
lithe REAL James Holmes Please stand up?
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Submitted: 07/25/2012
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User avatar #6 - kaneyed (07/26/2012) [+] (3 replies)
THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE THE SAME HAIR COLOR!

#1 - blastinawf (07/25/2012) [-]
It's called camera quality and facial expression, plus they're both cock-eyed HE'S cock-eyed.
#4 - zajac ONLINE (07/26/2012) [-]
Lol they have the same birth mark on their right cheek under their mouth. Now that's a crazy coincidence, and now that I'm a detective I can't believe in coincidences
User avatar #5 - dustyshane (07/26/2012) [-]
Can't believe dumbasses fall for this **** .
#7 - xmegustax (07/26/2012) [-]
You nailed it!
You nailed it!
#3 - ohemgeezus (07/26/2012) [-]
my eyes change color between blue or green from time to time. Also, he was smiling in the first pic, e.g. his facial muscles were active. Go look in a mirror and smile and watch your nostrils.
#10 - anonymous (07/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
they look different for the same reason we cant smile in our photos at the dmv. smiling can distort you face to the point that you look like someone else. and come on now, whos smiling when they get pulled over?
#2 - anonymous (07/26/2012) [-]
Because they're twins, silly.
User avatar #14 - wilddittoappears ONLINE (08/01/2012) [-]
i like the part with the nose... go take a picture of you smiling, with you nose stretched from the smiling and then a picture where you look like you are on meth.. then go and **** yourself
#9 - bezza (07/26/2012) [-]
Yeah I can understand why people are getting confused
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