You're fucked. I was stabbed with my guitar 8 inches in my mouth, my chance to survive is 49%. How are you?. You HAVE JUST BEEN THE YOU WERE BORN DECIDES HOW MA
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You're fucked

I was stabbed with my guitar 8 inches in my mouth, my chance to survive is 49%.

How ****** are you?

Tags: oh god
You HAVE JUST BEEN
THE YOU WERE BORN DECIDES HOW MANY
THE LAST BODY PART YO
THE LAST TWO OF THUR PHONE NUMBER I
SO NOW TELL ME, EXACTLY JUST HOW;
ARE YOU?
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Submitted: 07/25/2012
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#47 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/26/2012) [-]
A watch 8 inches in my vagina with a .01 chance of survival. Awesome.
User avatar #41 - meiverona (07/25/2012) [-]
A plastic bowl
10 inches deep
in my right boob
48% chance of survival
#27 - pulpunderground ONLINE (07/25/2012) [-]
can anyone explain to me how I can have 00% chance of surviving from 4 inch deep stab wound through my ear with a blue pillow? it just doesn't seem like a legit deathsentence
#16 - xrabiddonutz (07/25/2012) [-]
How the hell did my tablet make a 6 inch cut on my thumb? And why do I only have a 42% chance of survival?
User avatar #3 - katvalkyrie (07/25/2012) [-]
With my shirt 10 inches deep in my thigh, %06 chance of living -.-'
#51 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/05/2013) [-]
a blanket 1 inch in my foot with 40% chance of survival
#50 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/29/2012) [-]
shirt
11inches
my head
92%
User avatar #35 - uwbymannen (07/25/2012) [-]
A bed?
My arm.
8 inches deep.
56% chanse of survival, not bad.
User avatar #34 - bebonkers (07/25/2012) [+] (1 reply)
ive been stabbed in the hand my a blue paper clip 1 inch deep and i have a 99% survival chance
#33 - lanttu (07/25/2012) [-]
It appears iv been stabbed on my cheek with a blue car and it cut me 4 inches deep and i only have a 16% survival chance.
#32 - woffie (07/25/2012) [-]
i have a 01% chance of survival after being stabbed in the face with a chair 7 inches deep....fml
#31 - ziutx (07/25/2012) [-]
I got stabbed in my face with a sponge?
4inches deep... that must have been quite a blow.
79% chance of survival
User avatar #18 - deathtouch (07/25/2012) [-]
watch, 8 inches, my nose, 81% survival chance
#17 - Gypsybob (07/25/2012) [+] (1 reply)
T-shirt. 6 inches deep, my ear. 13% chance of survival.
User avatar #15 - smokescreen (07/25/2012) [-]
stabbed by a brisk iced tea can in the gut 2 inches deep with a 95% survival chance. **** yeah
#14 - cicerosaurus (07/25/2012) [-]
Someone stabbed me with a cloth....in the chest three inches deep. i have a 72% chance of surviving. How did i get stabbed with a cloth?
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#10 - spngebobniggerpnts (07/25/2012) [-]
i was stabbed with my gun 11 inches in my chest and have a 02% chance of surviving. Im ******
User avatar #9 - EddieD (07/25/2012) [-]
A can in thigh 4in 23 %
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