You're fucked. I was stabbed with my guitar 8 inches in my mouth, my chance to survive is 49%. How are you?. You HAVE JUST BEEN THE YOU WERE BORN DECIDES HOW MA
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You're fucked

I was stabbed with my guitar 8 inches in my mouth, my chance to survive is 49%.

How ****** are you?

Tags: oh god
You HAVE JUST BEEN
THE YOU WERE BORN DECIDES HOW MANY
THE LAST BODY PART YO
THE LAST TWO OF THUR PHONE NUMBER I
SO NOW TELL ME, EXACTLY JUST HOW;
ARE YOU?
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User avatar #41 - meiverona (07/25/2012) [-]
A plastic bowl
10 inches deep
in my right boob
48% chance of survival
#27 - pulpunderground ONLINE (07/25/2012) [-]
can anyone explain to me how I can have 00% chance of surviving from 4 inch deep stab wound through my ear with a blue pillow? it just doesn't seem like a legit deathsentence
#16 - xrabiddonutz (07/25/2012) [-]
How the hell did my tablet make a 6 inch cut on my thumb? And why do I only have a 42% chance of survival?
User avatar #3 - katvalkyrie (07/25/2012) [-]
With my shirt 10 inches deep in my thigh, %06 chance of living -.-'
User avatar #48 - redletter (07/26/2012) [-]
Fork
2 inches deep
in my face
but it's ok, I have a 92% chance of survival
#47 - Womens Study Major (07/26/2012) [-]
A watch 8 inches in my vagina with a .01 chance of survival. Awesome.
#46 - Womens Study Major (07/26/2012) [-]
Stabbed with a screwdriver 7 inches in the ear i have a 03 % chance of surviving
#45 - cookiie (07/25/2012) [-]
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Stabbed with my chair, 9 inches deep in my nose. Survival chance is 69%
User avatar #44 - thegreatguytom (07/25/2012) [-]
stabbed by my tshirt 3 inches in my achillies heel with 95% chance of suvival.
User avatar #30 - mochidrake (07/25/2012) [-]
i have a 67% chance of living by being stabbed in the stomach 4 inches deep by a gameboy advance. wat?
User avatar #29 - ibleedbmx (07/25/2012) [-]
cut 6 inches deep by the pair of shorts i'm currently wearing through my nose, and i have a 49% chance of living :/
#28 - swagasaurusrex ONLINE (07/25/2012) [-]
A great death story, i was stabbed by a 8 inch blue coloring pencil and my dick is now sliced but never fear i have 82% chance of survival.
User avatar #26 - trostell (07/25/2012) [-]
Hmm...last blue thing I touched would be one of the garden lamps outside...stuck in my foot 3 inches deep? Already had that happen, and I'm still here aren't I?
User avatar #9 - EddieD (07/25/2012) [-]
A can in thigh 4in 23 %
#8 - likeabossonaboat (07/25/2012) [-]
stabbed with my phone 5 inches deep in the shoulder 79% chance of living...how the **** does this work if my phones not 5 inches?
User avatar #7 - supermegasherman (07/25/2012) [-]
2 inches with a credit card in the face with a 59% chance of survival
User avatar #6 - tigronn (07/25/2012) [-]
6 inches hand 87 % survival
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#4 - Womens Study Major (07/25/2012) [-]
stabbed with a blue solo cup, 5 inches deep, in the calf, 91% chance i'll survive.
User avatar #2 - haws (07/25/2012) [-]
A bic biro,
11 inches deep,
lip,
85%

I'll live.
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