You're fucked. I was stabbed with my guitar 8 inches in my mouth, my chance to survive is 49%. How are you?. You HAVE JUST BEEN THE YOU WERE BORN DECIDES HOW MA oh god
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You're fucked. I was stabbed with my guitar 8 inches in my mouth, my chance to survive is 49%. How are you?. You HAVE JUST BEEN THE YOU WERE BORN DECIDES HOW MA

I was stabbed with my guitar 8 inches in my mouth, my chance to survive is 49%.

How ****** are you?

Tags: oh god
You HAVE JUST BEEN
THE YOU WERE BORN DECIDES HOW MANY
THE LAST BODY PART YO
THE LAST TWO OF THUR PHONE NUMBER I
SO NOW TELL ME, EXACTLY JUST HOW;
ARE YOU?
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User avatar #41 - meiverona (07/25/2012) [-]
A plastic bowl
10 inches deep
in my right boob
48% chance of survival
#27 - pulpunderground ONLINE (07/25/2012) [-]
can anyone explain to me how I can have 00% chance of surviving from 4 inch deep stab wound through my ear with a blue pillow? it just doesn't seem like a legit deathsentence
#16 - xrabiddonutz (07/25/2012) [-]
How the hell did my tablet make a 6 inch cut on my thumb? And why do I only have a 42% chance of survival?
User avatar #3 - katvalkyrie (07/25/2012) [-]
With my shirt 10 inches deep in my thigh, %06 chance of living -.-'
#51 - anonymous (07/05/2013) [-]
a blanket 1 inch in my foot with 40% chance of survival
#50 - anonymous (07/29/2012) [-]
shirt
11inches
my head
92%
User avatar #43 - akumamika **User deleted account** (07/25/2012) [-]
t shirt,
8 inches,
chin,
49% chance of survival....
User avatar #40 - dwraith (07/25/2012) [-]
A pack of fruit snacks, which somehow cut 6 inches into my eyebrow, with a 6% chance of survival. How the **** ?
#39 - anonymous (07/25/2012) [-]
my waterbottle
my eye
12 inches deep
94% chance of survival

how odd
User avatar #30 - mochidrake (07/25/2012) [-]
i have a 67% chance of living by being stabbed in the stomach 4 inches deep by a gameboy advance. wat?
#28 - swagasaurusrex (07/25/2012) [-]
A great death story, i was stabbed by a 8 inch blue coloring pencil and my dick is now sliced but never fear i have 82% chance of survival.
User avatar #26 - trostell (07/25/2012) [-]
Hmm...last blue thing I touched would be one of the garden lamps outside...stuck in my foot 3 inches deep? Already had that happen, and I'm still here aren't I?
User avatar #18 - deathtouch (07/25/2012) [-]
watch, 8 inches, my nose, 81% survival chance
#17 - Gypsybob (07/25/2012) [+] (1 reply)
T-shirt. 6 inches deep, my ear. 13% chance of survival.
User avatar #15 - smokescreen (07/25/2012) [-]
stabbed by a brisk iced tea can in the gut 2 inches deep with a 95% survival chance. **** yeah
#14 - cicerosaurus (07/25/2012) [-]
Someone stabbed me with a cloth....in the chest three inches deep. i have a 72% chance of surviving. How did i get stabbed with a cloth?
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#10 - spngebobniggerpnts (07/25/2012) [-]
i was stabbed with my gun 11 inches in my chest and have a 02% chance of surviving. Im ******
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#1 - anonymous (07/25/2012) [-]
Stabbed with my mousepad, 11 inches deep on my dick, witch is 7 inches, how the **** does that work. 24% of living.
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