Christianity v. atheism. . CHRISTIANITY: The belief that some enemie Jewish zombie can make you live forever if yen eat his flesh and telepathically tell him th Christianity v atheism CHRISTIANITY: The belief that some enemie Jewish zombie can make you live forever if yen eat his flesh and telepathically tell him th
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CHRISTIANITY:
The belief that some enemie
Jewish zombie can make you
live forever if yen
eat his flesh and telepathically
tell him that yen amend him
as your master, he an
remove an evil tense him yum sinl
that is present in humanity because
a robotoman was by a
talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
Makes perfect sense,
Atheism
The there was nathing
and nathing ha ripened to nathing
and then norhing magically
reasen erectin
everything and then e
averything; magically rearranged
itself for [tn reaf. ion what so ever
into bits which
then turned into ivysaurs.
Makes perfect sense.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #1 - shinigamigod
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(05/01/2010) [-]
actually atheism doesnt believe that there was nothing, they believe that their were thousands of compressed gasses ect which exploaded
User avatar #2 to #1 - captainfuckitall
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(05/01/2010) [-]
actually, the big bang happened when chuck norris round-house kicked a singularity....just saying
User avatar #3 to #2 - RoadWarrior
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(05/01/2010) [-]
actually, the big bang theory happened when the universe heard Billy Mays sell oxy-verse
User avatar #5 to #3 - justdefy
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(05/01/2010) [-]
the big bang theory? i think you mean big bang.
and actually! the big bang happened when Micheal Jackson released his first hit single.
#7 - antihippie
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(05/02/2010) [-]
well to be fair we(the christians) believe the same thing the the muslims and Jews believe when it comes to creationism.(also we believe that God happened to that nothing. so in other words yes its still the big bang just in differant wording)
#6 - Gypsybob
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(05/01/2010) [-]
Atheism: The arrogant belief that the universe wasn't made for us.
User avatar #4 - justdefy
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(05/01/2010) [-]
actually. the Christianity one is pretty true. the atheism one is just mocking people who aren't Christian. you don't have to be an atheist to think Christianity is dumb... and that sir is why you fail.